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It’s giving Pirates of the Caribbean a là Captain Barbosa becoming human at last, just in time for Jack Sparrow to shoot him with his very last bullet.

Something hit me while listening once again to Raphael list all things Cazador would gain upon completing the Vampire Ascention ritual. Don't have it right in front of me, but he lists things like: gaining back his previous appetites and arousals, become powerful (very vague) and, of course, to ability to walk in sunlight. Hear me out here but;

What if it had not actually made him more powerful, but just reversed the vampire transformation? What if he'd just become a normal elf again?

Because 1. It was a deal with Mephistopheles, a known demon. Demons, who very often make deals without making their patronees read the fine print. And 2. It would've given him all those things, but not at all in the way he'd have thought. Then 3. We all know vampires, including spawn, are at least semi-undead. What if they were there just to act like some weirdly fucked up component for a backwards True Resurrection?

On one hand, IF Cazador would've ascended, yeah sad, Astarion's dead, but what a fucking thing to behold, him losing all of his vampiric powers, and all his previous "friends" turning on him, Tav getting to take revenge for Astarion with Cazador at his weakest.

On the other, if Astarion would take his place, making him a normal elf again, he'd have no unimaginable power or hubris to hide behind that he just caused the deaths of 7000 people.

Just. something I think about sometimes.

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MY PEOPLE.

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i need a himbo

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Moving out of the apartment

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A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

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do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

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Remembering the episode of Galavant where Kylie Minogue is The Queen of a medieval gay pub and sings this absolute bop.

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change of hairstyle 

sophie version

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has this been done?

Zac Efron (2008) | Zac Efron (2017)

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Lin-Manuel Miranda is a Tumblr fangirl and you cannot convince me otherwise

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the most overdramatic person alive

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Mood

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I CAN’T BELIEVE😭😭

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what she says: I'm fine

what she means: Gabriella opens her mouth at the start of breaking free to sing and can't because of stage fright. But then the first line of the song is sung by Troy?? Was she meant to start it instead? Did he take her lines because she was nervous? Did they sing the whole song singing the wrong parts? Was that not really difficult and confusing to do? Do they switch back at any point? When? Or was there maybe a whole line at the start of the song that Gabriella was meant to sing that we never heard???? Did something come before we're soaring, flying??? What are we missing out on? Will we ever know???

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10 years ago High School Musical 2 was released.