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New York trouble.

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❝— Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you're a real Frank Castle.❞

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Deadpool & Starling | Clipped

( The Lounge bore semblance of a crystalline structure, serving for an excessive arctic aesthetic. The lambent radiance of neon emanated a faint dull drone from the entrance's sign. Denizens of the popular nightclub filled the building with a cacophony of murmurs. While some exchanged formal conversation, others engaged in idle fancies doing whatever mundane things boring people with money did. Some of Gotham's most wealthy socialites were in attendance of The Penguin's swank digs. ) ❝— Seriously, the %#$@ Penguin. I'd off him myself even if I wasn't getting paid just for having that name.❞ ( The mouthy mercenary situated from the Iceberg Lounge's neighboring vantage point gave one last scrutinous study. He was armed to the teeth with as much ordnance as he could carry on his person, after all, a big baller like The Penguin was bound to have an abundance of security.  The cancer addled Merc discharged a zip line that adjoined the two buildings, propelling swiftly down the inclined cable as his grasp secured the hook whilst reciting a brief tune. ♪He swings through the air, with the slightest of ease.♫ Equipped with an assault rifle, a free arm fired off a round upon the roof.

Fragmented shards of glass hailed down, accompanied by a collection of screams and gasp. The infamous merc with a mouth conveniently alighted upon a round table whose foundations protested with a unsteady teeter. ) 

❝—Hey, anybody seen  a short fat guy? Balding, big nose. He looks like a $@%# Penguin for Peter Parker's sake, you can't miss him!❞

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❝— Pinocchio? Oh-- I get it, you're into that kinky roleplay stuff. Okay, okay. I'm the lying boy with a woody and you're going to punish me for being a naughty boy.❞

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Heroes For Hire #11

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❝— A sphincter say wha--? No way, uh-uh. You think I just fell off the turnip truck, Victor? Nice try, but there's no way Vanessa would work for those Weapon X %#@$ bags. I mean, granted the last time I saw her she left in a jealous fit of rage and blew up my house and all my nice things... Okay, so maybe she did. But why should I care?❞

❝— %#$@ that, should have saved yourself the trip, Puss in Boots. Don’t let the hit your mangy ass on the way out.❞

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❝— Yeah, right. That's just what you/me want's me/you to think.❞

❝— I’m sure we can handle this calmly and rationally…

IMPOSTER!❞

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❝— No way, man. They're totally ripe now.❞

sensationaldeadpool started following you

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❝— I'm sure we can handle this calmly and rationally...

IMPOSTER!❞

❝— What the $@#% ! Oh no, my worst fears have been realized— I’m in my own clone saga!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!❞

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❝— What the $@#% ! Oh no, my worst fears have been realized-- I'm in my own clone saga!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!❞

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MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY

From: X-Men (2010) #26

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❝— I can show you just how useful I can be. These fingers ain't just for pulling triggers, y'know. Tell me, is our witty exchange of flirtatious holiday themed banter making you hot or is that just me❞

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❝— Logan? What in the name of the ever lovin' blue eyed thing happened to you?❞

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❝— Can you say conceited? If you think I'm going to fawn over you and your... tight buns, and that, bouncy, ever so ample bosom and that subtle curvaceous frame, then you don't know how wrong you are.❞

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"I can almost hear you drooling under the mask, Deadpool.”

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❝— %#$@ that, should have saved yourself the trip, Puss in Boots. Don't let the hit your mangy ass on the way out.❞

sensationaldeadpool is in yer neck o’ th’ woods.

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Heroes For Hire #10

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"Extreme Knocking" Deadpool Style by Declan Shalvey