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cant find a working stream rn killing myself
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i bring a vibe of “men who want kids are selfish” to the function that men who want kids don’t really appreciate
#it’s just like#you don’t have to form the child in your body#and then violently push it out#you’re probably gonna be working most of the time#and you expect your wife to stay home and take care of the kids for 10 straight hours#and half the time you come home and you’re too tired to help out ?#tell me how that’s fair
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the bugss in my brain are vibrating at mach 10 speed today
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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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the familiarity of being this sad again after being, dare I say, happy for a time
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i love how defensive the last part is, the greenland shark wrote that
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something very controversial going on in the seagull community today
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“Abort! You clearly have not thought this through. You won’t like what you see there -
And you will never un-become it.”
Acrylic on canvas panel
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on where
i hate looking at the thermometer and seeing some fuckass number like 2
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letterpress postcards by Pottering Cat, Japan
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feeling like this dumbass duck
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finding out that dogs can have panic attacks was the most emotion i’ve felt in weeks. don’t worry i’m back to normal now
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