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*classical music playing*

breen: who's a good citizen?! who's my good citizen?!

sentinel: me! 🥺🥺 ohh 🥺🥺 harder sireee ouuggghnnngnn

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thank you @sarcasmzero

are my posts sucking lately

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are my posts sucking lately

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good morning sentinallacers

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The current time is: 09:17 (9:17 AM)

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right ear: every scene that has sentinel prime in tfone

left ear: every wallace breen voiceline from hl2

what does everyone think of sentinallace brainmaxxing?

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The current time is: 23:33 (11:33 PM)

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good late evening sentinallacers

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ok. now. What does breen call sentinel during sekzs.

he calls him uhm uhhhhhhhh i actually do not know i have to think about it uhhhhhhhh oh i know now!! he calls sentinel a good citizen!!

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HEllo fans. you are all STUPID and WRONG. sentinel calls him "sire" during sex. disappointing. none of you are TRUE sentinallacers 😤😤

guess correctly and you will get a prize

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hello sentinallace (marriage name) how are your benefactors on this fine day

theyre getting on to us

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guess correctly and you will get a prize

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i dont think anyone will know who runs me

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i shouldnt be the ONLY person who will posts about sentinallace, right???? everyone get to work the world needs us they need our preaching

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how would breen and sentinel have sex? an analysis

2day we answer the age-old question. how would these oppressive overlords have sex with eachother?

you may say "but @sentinallace-blog! sentinel is far too large for breen, he could die during sex since sentinel is so huge!" but the solution is quite simple actually. breen is the one who tops. yes, sentinel takes it up the aft and he ENJOYS it.

"but wouldn't breen's dick be too small for sentinel?" consider this other solution: he wears a strap. don't worry, he has a little vibrator on his dick so that he, too, can feel something.

"what do you mean sentinel takes it up the 'aft'? don't mechs have both valves and spikes?" well my uncle works for hasbro and he told me that they actually dont have valves and spikes simultaneously but rather they have spikes and aftholes. nobody knows why they have aftholes theyre just there. dont question the aftholes.

conclusion

yes they do doggy style. yes they frot. yes they do 69. no breen does not need to take viagra he got penile implants back at black mesa. there is your answer. im voing to eat my Xenergon now #goodbye