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"i asked chat gpt-"

well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

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“Why do people like a character who’s committed war crimes but hate this other character just because they’re annoying” because it’s fiction Susan, and being annoying in fiction is a greater sin than being a supervillain, because it won’t make me want to read about them. It isn’t difficult to understand

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Little do my friends know that I'm the one with the potato connection they are complaining about

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My fellow American hobby bakers, demoralized by egg prices and scarcity and how you will make the American apple pie or the chocolate chip cookie, fear not. I have spent many years turning regular baking recipes vegan for my corrupt and traitorous sister who last week ate a salmon cream cheesed roll. There are many, many substitutes for eggs including but not limited to:

Mashed banana: best added to compliment flavors of whatever it is you're baking (peanut butter, chocolate) make sure it's MUSHY and ripe

Apple sauce: again, best with complimentary flavors (cinnamon, brown sugar) use unsweetened and have the rest as a snack

The big boy champ, ground flaxseed: flavorless, though it does darken your batter/ dough a bit. Bags found next to cornstarch and almond meal, etc. Instructions on how to use right on the bag! Make sure to let the flaxseed water combo sit in a separate bowl until it has the consistency of mucus 👍

Now with all of these you MUST add a bit more leavener, they don't have the lil bit of lift eggs give, so make sure you add a touch more baking powder. Sort of ok for brownies and cookies if you want them a bit more dense but KEY for cakes, quick breads, muffins and other things like that or she is gonna be SQUIDGY 🫡

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Finally watching My Hero Academia and so far Asui and Ida are my favorites outside of Midoriya and Bakugo

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I finally listened to the full song of Too Sweet by Hozier. He says "you" tell him to sleep before the sunrise so the chorus "my bed at three" is 3:00 AM and not in the middle of the afternoon.

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I have to remember that I don't have to finish eating something that I don't like the flavor of or texture of or not hungry enough. Even though I don't like wasting food that I paid for I don't need to force myself.

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I usually choose to show the entire fanfic when reading and yet the day I don't do that is when ao3 gets service maintenance.

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Teo from The Sunbearer Trials, which comes out tomorrow! It’s a lot of fun.

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The ending to the Sunbearer Trials is just 😨😱 and *chef's kiss* can't wait for the next book

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I can't fucking believe it. 2.5 years of avoiding it and rona finally got me. I'm proud that I lasted this long but I'm angry that I let my guard down just enough to get it.

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This is my understanding of Chapter 10 in the Two Towers

Gimli: Your words stand on their heads.

Saruman: Hush, the adults are talking.

Theoden: Fuck you.

Saruman: How dare you.

Gandalf: Shut up.

Saruman: Everyone is so mean to me.

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*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

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to my fellow usamericans….in light of the supreme court overturning roe v wade, well known organizations like planned parenthood dont need your money right now - they have plenty - if you’re going to donate, donate to your local or state abortion funds

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Lol, the ship is sinking and I only just got on board

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Check out these rocks I saw on the beech today

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A homestuck fanfiction has updated today after nearly 9 years of nothing. I think the main pairing is of two of the troll ancestors? I don't remember? It's not even a life update from the author, it's an actual new chapter. I'm happy to see an old work get updated but idk how to feel about this interaction from my past self.