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I hope I'm not just a mutual to you, but someone you want to bring up in irl conversation so you have to awkwardly and cryptically say "my friend..." and refuse to elaborate on my origins or the origins of our friendships
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To all the DigiDestined who celebrate, HAPPY ODAIBA DAY!!!
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shoutout to everyone with a flat affect. especially those on the schizophrenia or autism spectrums. or both if youre nasty.
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SONIC GOT RID OF THEIR 1.99 QUESO BACON CHICKEN WRAP IM GONNA KILL SOMEOOONNNEEEEE
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What a week for SurfShark and NordVPN.
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tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on
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Can I just say something honestly and very seriously to all you writers?
With the Internet going down the "nothing adult, no death, no nothing. Make it kid friendly" route,
Please don't ever stop making art or writing wips that are gruesome, horror, other things like that. Don't let the Internet sanitize how you wanna tell a story. Channel your rage into your art and keep going and don't give up
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before you beat yourself up for not cleaning, ask yourself:
is there a proper place to put the things you're tidying up?
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2025 is like if you were awake during surgery
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MAY YOUR DAY BE YAOIFUL ON THIS YAOI DAY EVERYONE 🥳🎉👨❤️💋👨💞
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your mistake is thinking healing will always feel good, and not often like molting while clung to dead tree bark
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its maddening to me when people discusss school issues and you can tell they dont give a single thought to disabled kids, institutionalised kids, untold scores of dead kids whose graves are etched with fantasies written by their parents. it's always appeal to some median presentable child stripped of interiority, inherently oppositional against learning for no motive, transformed into property which must be totally controlled for their own good. i don't care about your imagined construct of the median child. the system should be built for the most vulnerable children who are stripped of their voices and erased from reality. i think we should sacrifice bureaucratic efficiency if it means less kids get killed and institutionalised. i think standardised testing should be stripped bare (less frequent, results completely anonymised to parents and schools so they have no individual incentives for results). i think homework should be minimised even if it meant worse learning outcomes (which it doesnt in the majority of cases) so that less kids get killed and institutionalised. these are sacrifices which should be uncontroversial to anyone who isn't a eugenicist, and who recognises that the current education system is a disability filter
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there's been a bunch of buzz about switching/dumping streaming services lately for a lot of reasons, which feels like a good time to mention: this friday (august 1st) is a bandcamp friday!
for the uninitiated, bandcamp friday means the site doesn't take their usual cut, and the artist you're buying from gets it all. it's like an inverse of spotify's business model.
moving away from streaming services costs some convenience, of course, but it's also a lot harder for the whims of a platform or payment processor to zap a folder full of mp3s off of your devices! consider it!
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instagram 2026: it is essential to fight fascism that you make as much art as possible that goes on tote bags for example
tumblr 2026: watching iwtv season 3 without simultaneously browsing wikifeet men is like missing the point of both things
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