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Palestine situation has reached stage 3

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I'm gonna be real with you, i don't think weirdo kinksters should be considered acceptable collateral damage when banks/credit card companies enforce adult content bans on sites like patreon and ko-fi

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I was 12 years old when gamergate happened and I fear I will never be able to understand what it actually was because no matter how many summaries I read I just don't understand what everyone was actually arguing about. At every step, nothing happens and people get extremely upset. I can never pin down any point of legitimate contention. Why was everyone so mad? Was it all just a big misunderstanding?

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trying to talk to the cool deltarune table at lunch: Brr, it sure is cold today! What, are we on the Snowgrave route or something?

Most handsome man in the world: ...It's called the weird route now.

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i think your engagement with omelas is going to be vacuous no matter your actual read on the text if you don't realize that the omelas situation is straight up just infinitely more humane than any city that exists in real life including the one you live in

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guess who got really into tadc and has to make it everyone else's problem

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The average Tumblr user is desperate to have a target that not only deserves to be bullied, but that it is a moral duty to sexually harass, suicide bait, and doxx, without restraint or mercy. History of ethics on this website

Yeah...

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I forgot about The Loud House in 2017 having an episode about Luna having a crush on someone named Sam, where the end gag is the reveal that Sam is a woman. That episode may have only worked in that exact year. Any earlier it's too much of a shock for the network to allow it, any later it's not enough of a shock to be a great reveal. Also there's another pair of lesbians in the last season of FiM in 2019 because they reveal that Scootaloo has been living with her lesbian aunts and isn't a homeless orphan who sleeps in a tree.

An amusing proxy for the rise and fall of "wokeness" in the historical record is the appearance and disappearance of the cartoon lesbian boom of 2018-2022.

2014:

The Legend of Korra: ends with the two main female characters holding hands and looking each other in the eye, which was shocking at the time. Gamergate happened this same year

2015:

Clarence: Jeff has two lesbian moms who are shown on screen, though nothing is explicitly stated. This was also a huge deal at the time.

2016-2017: no cartoon lesbians that I know of

2018:

Steven Universe: Ruby and Sapphire kiss and get gay married

Adventure Time: ends with Princess Bubblegum and Marceline kissing

2019:

Twelve Forever: reveals its protagonist to be a lesbian

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: Rainbow Dash and Applejack are implied to be married after the finale timeskip

OK KO: Enid is revealed as a lesbian and in a relationship with a woman after the finale timeskip

Star Vs: former love interest for the male lead enters into a lesbian relationship

2020:

She-ra and the Princesses of Power: protagonist and villain enter into a lesbian relationship

2022:

Amphibia: introduces a lesbian couple in the final season, and reveals Sasha to be a bisexual after the finale timeskip. Fans are upset the finale did not contain more lesbianism, while 4chan rejoices.

The Owl House: protagonist enters a lesbian relationship with another main character. The word "bisexual" is said on disney channel nearly a dozen unique times.

Craig of the Creek: Kelsey is revealed to be a lesbian, and enters into a relationship with Stacks

2023:

Ghost and Molly McGee: Andrea is revealed to be a lesbian. I think a year earlier there was also like a throwaway side character lesbian too.

2024: Sydney Sweeney shows up on SNL with her cleavage showing, prompting American ghoul Richard Hanania to declare "wokeness is dead". There have been no new kids' cartoon lesbians since.

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An amusing proxy for the rise and fall of "wokeness" in the historical record is the appearance and disappearance of the cartoon lesbian boom of 2018-2022.

2014:

The Legend of Korra: ends with the two main female characters holding hands and looking each other in the eye, which was shocking at the time. Gamergate happened this same year

2015:

Clarence: Jeff has two lesbian moms who are shown on screen, though nothing is explicitly stated. This was also a huge deal at the time.

2016-2017: no cartoon lesbians that I know of

2018:

Steven Universe: Ruby and Sapphire kiss and get gay married

Adventure Time: ends with Princess Bubblegum and Marceline kissing

2019:

Twelve Forever: reveals its protagonist to be a lesbian

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic: Rainbow Dash and Applejack are implied to be married after the finale timeskip

OK KO: Enid is revealed as a lesbian and in a relationship with a woman after the finale timeskip

Star Vs: former love interest for the male lead enters into a lesbian relationship

2020:

She-ra and the Princesses of Power: protagonist and villain enter into a lesbian relationship

2022:

Amphibia: introduces a lesbian couple in the final season, and reveals Sasha to be a bisexual after the finale timeskip. Fans are upset the finale did not contain more lesbianism, while 4chan rejoices.

The Owl House: protagonist enters a lesbian relationship with another main character. The word "bisexual" is said on disney channel nearly a dozen unique times.

Craig of the Creek: Kelsey is revealed to be a lesbian, and enters into a relationship with Stacks

2023:

Ghost and Molly McGee: Andrea is revealed to be a lesbian. I think a year earlier there was also like a throwaway side character lesbian too.

2024: Sydney Sweeney shows up on SNL with her cleavage showing, prompting American ghoul Richard Hanania to declare "wokeness is dead". There have been no new kids' cartoon lesbians since.

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to anyone making a public bathroom, consider sprucing it up with this addition

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wallet_bulge, wealth_expansion, pocket_growth, hustling, grindset, money_grinding, big_money, huge_money, money_eyes, dollar_eyes, coin_eyes, hustler

[enter]

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wallet_bulge, wealth_expansion, pocket_growth, hustling, grindset, money_grinding, big_money, huge_money, money_eyes, dollar_eyes, coin_eyes, hustler, -male

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When Joker came out in 2019, it was widely considered an "anti-woke" movie, but if it came out today it would be considered a "woke" movie, due to both semantic drift and cultural shifts.

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jenny gets cancelled

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kaz celebrates

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I tried to explain causality to my cat and she told me it was an artefact of the human brain principally used to facilitate throwing (which, she added, with a superior look, is only really impressive to dogs).

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