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Fake banana confirmed. 🔊 

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why are skater so fucking hot, cmon wtf??

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daddy??

when u come home past curfew and ur parents are waiting at the door 

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just wanna drive to the beach in sweats & a blanket & sit on the shore w/ someone & have a deep convo enjoying the oceans view & sounds

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in 2016 I want to be unapologetically myself. I’m not gonna be ashamed of my interests and I’m going to be comfortable with myself and my body. I want to complain less and love more.

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I lub doggies. Reblog 2 raise awareness for these helpful n lifesaving hero pups :-)))

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Damn it.. realizing how much we could've hooked up if I wasn't such a pussy lmao

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Cosmetics Giveaway!

Hey everyone! I was cleaning my room and came across some mid to high end makeup that I never got around to using/have color dupes for, so I figured I’d throw another give away to show you all how much I appreciate you!  This giveaway is going to be a little different, as there will be two winners. The first winner will get their choice of five items and the second winner will get the other five items!  All items are brand new and haven’t been swatched, most still have the protective film on them. To see each item, please click the x after the name. 

Prizes: (1) Tarina Tarantino Emerald Pretty Eye Shadow Palette (x) (1) Lorac The Stylist Eye Shadow Palette (x) (1) Lorac GLOgetter Eye Shadow Palette (x) (1) Kevyn Aucoin The Neo-Bronzer in Capri (x) (1) MAC LE Snowglobe Eye Shadow in Warm (x) (1) MAC x Prabal Gurung LE Eye Shadow Duo in Terre (x) (1) MAC x Sharon Osbourne LE Eye Shadow Quad in Duchess (x) (1) Nars blush in Angelika (x) (1) Givenchy Croisiere Healthy Glow Powder in Moonlight Croisiere (x) (1) Tarte Amazon Escape Eye and Cheek Palette (x)

Rules: ~ likes and reblogs both count as separate entires. feel free to enter as many times as you’d like, but please be mindful of your followers and try not to spam their dashboards!  ~ this giveaway is international!!!  ~ you must be following me ~ no sideblogs  ~ the giveaway will end on july 15th, 2016 at 12am CST ~ the winners will be chosen using random.org ~ two winners will be chosen and they will have 48 hours to get back to me before another winner is chosen  ~ if you have any questions, please feel free to message me ~ please do not tag this as #giveaway, we don’t want tumblr taking it down!  ~ following my instagram will get you 3 extra entries, you can find me on there under thenotoriousroz or click here, please message me via Tumblr chat with your Instagram username so I can give you the extra entries! 

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ya gurl needs to unplug from social media like facebook, instagram, and snapchat....

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I desperately need to make more quality friendships. I am so sick of being alone all the time....

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much needed booty touches rn

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Cosmetics Giveaway!

Hey everyone! I was cleaning my room and came across some mid to high end makeup that I never got around to using/have color dupes for, so I figured I’d throw another give away to show you all how much I appreciate you!  This giveaway is going to be a little different, as there will be two winners. The first winner will get their choice of five items and the second winner will get the other five items!  All items are brand new and haven’t been swatched, most still have the protective film on them. To see each item, please click the x after the name. 

Prizes: (1) Tarina Tarantino Emerald Pretty Eye Shadow Palette (x) (1) Lorac The Stylist Eye Shadow Palette (x) (1) Lorac GLOgetter Eye Shadow Palette (x) (1) Kevyn Aucoin The Neo-Bronzer in Capri (x) (1) MAC LE Snowglobe Eye Shadow in Warm (x) (1) MAC x Prabal Gurung LE Eye Shadow Duo in Terre (x) (1) MAC x Sharon Osbourne LE Eye Shadow Quad in Duchess (x) (1) Nars blush in Angelika (x) (1) Givenchy Croisiere Healthy Glow Powder in Moonlight Croisiere (x) (1) Tarte Amazon Escape Eye and Cheek Palette (x)

Rules: ~ likes and reblogs both count as separate entires. feel free to enter as many times as you’d like, but please be mindful of your followers and try not to spam their dashboards!  ~ this giveaway is international!!!  ~ you must be following me ~ no sideblogs  ~ the giveaway will end on july 15th, 2016 at 12am CST ~ the winners will be chosen using random.org ~ two winners will be chosen and they will have 48 hours to get back to me before another winner is chosen  ~ if you have any questions, please feel free to message me ~ please do not tag this as #giveaway, we don’t want tumblr taking it down!  ~ following my instagram will get you 3 extra entries, you can find me on there under thenotoriousroz or click here, please message me via Tumblr chat with your Instagram username so I can give you the extra entries! 

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Peachy

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i’ve been eating like shit for the past two weeks, n i can’t wait to get my ass kicked tmr

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How horny the signs are

Aries: 3/10

Taurus: 7/10

Gemini: 11/10

Cancer: 3/10

Leo: 6/10

Virgo: 14/10

Libra: 10/10

Scorpio: 17/10

Sagittarius: 10/10

Capricorn: 6/10

Aquarius: 11/10

Pisces: 2/10