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before you vaguepost, THINK:
T- do i know what its about
H- are you going to tell me what its about
I- i want to know what its about
N- can you give me a little hint maybe
K- please i need to know
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i do not desire a labubu however i love that the current capitalism craze is a little fucking freak instead of a water bottle or a pair of shoes. i still dont respect it but its kind of endearing to me i suppose. im glad you guys are having fun with your creatures and whatnot
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But when a woman is stalked by her dangerous ex, there's just nothing the police can do.
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bought grocery bags at the store along with my groceries and when i got to checkout i asked “can you tell i forgot all my bags?” just to make a little joke and the cashier went “you pulled a tammy!” and i was about to ask who the hell tammy is when i looked at her name tag and realized She was tammy.
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Pro tip! If u have OCD, that genre of advice stuff that's like "if youre questioning whether youre X, you probably are" is not for you and is in fact poison!!!
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black intersex people i love u. brown intersex people i love u. please dont ever quiet down or downplay ur experiences. thank u forever for being alive. u are love itself so please love urself.
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Lakes and graveyards are very similar in that if you detonate a large explosion inside either one a lot of dead bodies come to the surface.
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Can I stop holding my horses now their really heavy
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there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.
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future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?
me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-
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school uniform codes extending to what colours you’re allowed to dye your hair, and what piercings you can have and stuff is so crazy. you HAVE to go to school and you’re not even allowed to have pink hair or pierce your nose about it????
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