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Harry: I like bugs.
Severus, so tired: That's nice.
Harry: My uncle makes me eat cigarettes if I don't eat my s'ghettis.
Severus, mouth agape in horror and shock:..
Harry: I gots string in my pockets!
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Obligatory fake Slytherin spookiness - vampire Severus.
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Harry's hear me outs' consisting entirely of his enemies and his godfather.
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sevity squid games
nagini ate them both after this btw
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You want to see the layers and complexity. They only ever repeat one line:
Talking about Snape as a kid clearly abused, neglected, growing up with domestic violence. —But he bullied children, didn’t he?
Talking about tiny, shy, clumsy nine-year-old Snape, just trying to make a friend in Lily. —But he bullied children, didn’t he?
Talking about eleven-year-old Snape, so excited to reach Hogwarts thinking he’d finally be safe, only to find the same bullying and trauma waiting for him. —But he bullied children, didn’t he?
Talking about how twenty-year-old Snape begged for Lily’s life, did everything he could to keep her family safe, and wished he’d died instead. —But he bullied children, didn’t he?
Talking about the Half-Blood Prince, the brilliant kid inventing spells, surviving the world on his own genius. —But he bullied children, didn’t he?
Talking about him stepping into the Shrieking Shack, reliving old trauma just to save kids who hated him. —But he bullied children, didn’t he?
Talking about the Unbreakable Vow, how he risked everything for Draco Malfoy. —But he bullied children, didn’t he?
Talking about the Battle of the Seven Potters, and how Snape risked his cover and his life to save Remus Lupin from certain death. —But he bullied children, didn’t he?
Talking about twenty years of double-agent hell, protecting the son of his worst enemy, walking willingly to his death to give that boy a chance. —But he bullied children, didn’t he?
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The beauty of Severus Snape is that he is not a perfect victim.
He bites, he lashes out, he defends himself against his tormentors as violently as he is hurt. He doesn't just sit there and 'take it' without retaliating, he doesn't bury his head into his pillow at night and cry.
But he is a victim nonetheless.
Just because he fights back doesn't mean that his suffering is any less valid than any other bullying victim. Just because he doesn't cower in fear of the mauraders doesn't mean that they were anything less than his abusers and bullies.
And the maurader fans love to lap up his resistance and call it "rivalry" so that James and Sirius are painted in a more positive light.
The truth stands that Severus Snape was a victim to their heinous actions.
The dynamic between Draco and Harry is nothing like the dynamic between mauraders and Severus.
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I am honestly so fucking sick of that whole "Snape called Lily mudblood" like bro THAT's what you take from the chapter? Not the fact that an underage boy's genitals were exposed to a crowd? That he got choked with soap (do you even have any idea what chemicals are in soap??) and nobody did anything? You just care about poor little popular pretty Lily being called a mean word???
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severus snape's biggest flaw is that he couldn't just let everybody fucking die and stop caring about their safety. btw.
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Since I'm procrastinating my notes... Just wanna say 1 of the reasons I became a snape fan in the first place is bc certain ppl were being so insufferable (and straight up making up lies??? But that's another thing lah) that I started defending him with my life while not even liking him that much (like before this, the last time I consumed any form of hp media was when I was a kid and even then I had enough braincells to not dumb his character down to evil guy who only did all that bc he was in love with a woman) then I reread the books and now he's my precious wife who I love very much oh severus u mean so much to me the world has been so cruel to u why did I not see it before sniff sniff 宝贝让我疼你🤧🤧🤧
And yeah ik the "but he bullies kids" thing and tbh, as someone who has had many mean and abusive (?) (idk I was caned and made fun of almost everyday but that stuff was(is??) normal in my country) teachers esp during my primary schl days,,,, idgaf🧎, like wowww it's almost as if his life was hell and so he grew up bitter and angry.... Like who wldve thought the guy who cld make a trauma candy salad all on his own wld behave like someone who has went thru trauma that's insane 🤧
Yes ik this man is fictional and wtvr and ppl can do wtvr they want let ppl have fun blah blah blah yes ofc I agree but the amt of hostility I see towards snape fans makes me annoyed and I wanna rant abt it
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"Snape Favourites Slytherin"
As he should?? The Slytherins are the 'evil' house, nobody likes them. They’re living in the DUNGEONS, literally the castle's basement. Gryffindors are so glorified and Slytherins so villainised, the least their head of house could do is show them that hell always be on their side, no matter how unfair it will feel for the other houses.
(Not mine) - @thatlittlefangirl
🖤🐍.
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Am I the only one who goes crazy for fluff during fics and goes especially insane while in front of other people?? Like im in the car rn as I'm writing this and I look like a lunatic smiling at my phone. No, I'm not texting someone special I'm just reading fanfiction,,, I look like I've just been sent a bouquet of flowers and chocolates but no, this character I like just has really good friends. Or on the other hand like when when a character whispers something or does a certain motion and I try to act it out like broo I cannot look like a freak in the car,, especially if my brothers notice?? I'm doomed.
"What are you smiling at???" Um. Cute people?? doing cute things??
But this is my smile

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Sinking town meme or whatever
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Snape hate makes me so mad i have to come here and consume pro-snape content to calm myself down
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What if Dumbledore sent Severus instead of Hagrid to retrieve Harry.

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Trying to kill someone is not hot.
Stalking someone for a girl is not hot
Allowing someone to be bullied is not hot.
Stalking someone with your friends is not hot.
Dating your ex-friend's stalker isn't hot.
MARAUDERS ARE NOT HOT.
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