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And now you know.

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The best idea ever, bar none.

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@three-red-horns You and your Tumblr boyfriend might want to have a pointed conversation about the tagging obligations you just collared him with. You seem to be riding him hard, you may want to crop those responsibilities down a bit.

As my Tumblr boyfriend, you're obligated to like all my posts and tag me under the pictures of:

Sunset, sunrise, sunshine, moonshine, whisky, Scotch whisky, Irish whisky, whisky sour, martini, sex on the beach, sex on the bed, sex on the kitchen counter, preferably dusted with flour,

Dusted beignets, dusted doughnuts, doughnut holes, any holes, filling the holes, couples holding hands, couples making out, making babies,

Making bread, making pizza, pouring olive oil on pizza, pouring rain, pouring in general, dripping too, drip coffee, any coffee, espresso, cappuccino, lattes with heart, coffee beans, flicking the bean, licking, sucking, hand jobs, any jobs, hands, veiny hands, veiny anything, but not shrimp,

Steak with shrimp, steak on campfire, any campfire, any fire, Die Hard 1, 2, 3, Moonlighting if you're old enough, San Francisco,

Golden Bridge, Brooklyn Bridge, Ponte Vecchio, Pont Neuf, Paris, Eiffel Tower,

Naked woman on the balcony overlooking Eiffel Tower, on the chair with legs open, tied to a chair, ropes, blindfolds, collars, lots of colour, orange, green, red, redheads, red lips,

Red soles, high heels, stockings, garters, panties on top, but of course, any panties, pantiless, sundresses, sunflowers, lavender, any flowers, summer, strapless dresses,

Straps, paddles, riding crops, belts, jeans with belts, legs in jeans,

Legs on top of the dashboard, women in hats, maps, open road, Death Valley, Grand Canyon, and sunsets. Did I mention sunsets?

Otherwise, what's the point? 😎

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@assortedpov Quite the cutting wit you have there. Best keep it grounded.

Challenged groundskeeper willy to a swordfight, he said “I cannae fence”

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That’s at least half of this blog.

lets make jokes that dont make sense and are bad

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I like that this idea has been dangled in front of me. A smashing concept!

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2000 posts of corrections and bad jokes!

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It’s quite a . . . novel . . . idea.

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