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Detective Tales, October, 1944

The caliph of corruption.  And look at that ruined woman, cooking marihuana by candlelight! 

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Something people in fandom today don’t understand

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Wednesday wearing a wolf skin coat when meeting Ester for the first time to establish dominance

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You have Rihanna to thank for me drawing pregnant Liara 🙃.

But honestly think of Liara remembering her mom by wearing yellow with her first child 🥺🥺🥺 and Shep being always attentive and sweet and holding her belly 😭😭😭

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Enid getting really really excited for the “big game” today…. but it’s just the Puppy Bowl

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dating a werewolf

pros:

-soft and fluffy

-affectionate

-eats your leftovers

cons:

-there’s no room in your bed anymore

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Enid: Um. Babe? Not to sound ungrateful for the spectacular head, but… where’d my panties go?

Wednesday: Devoured, as they were merely an appetizer before the main course.

Enid:

Enid: But those weren’t edible panties.

Wednesday: Not with that attitude.

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Wednesday: Is this seat taken?

Enid: Babe, you’re pointing at my face.

Wednesday: I am aware.

Enid: Oh.

Enid: Oh!

Enid: Oh.

Wednesday: *waits expectantly*

Enid: Okay! Lemme just lay on across the bench and—huh?

To Enid’s surprise, said bench is already occupied. There, with arms stubbornly folded, reclines a certain sexually frustrated siren, as if in wait.

Bianca: 😠

Enid: Hey uh… B? Could you please—

Bianca: *snaps* FuckoffIwasherefirst!

Enid: 😦

Wednesday: 🤨

Bianca: 😤

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Gender swap detective AU. Based on a sketch of a shifted Enid & Wednesday in 69 on @thatwomanlovingpotatofromtwitter’s site that starts with a P and inspired by this comment.

From Wednesday’s perspective. Sung to the ending of “What Is This Feeling?” from Wicked.

YouTube link to the part of the song at 2m 15s.

🎶 Throating (throating)

There's a painful deglutition (throating)

In such glottal devastation (throating)

It's so full, so long (so long) 🎶

🎶 Though, I do admit, it’s too damn thick

Still, I do devour that big fat dick

And I will be throating

For forever

Throating

Truly, deeply throating you (throating you)

Your whole damn shlong

(Throating, supernatural deep throating) 🎶

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention

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Morticia walks to Wednesday’s room only to find her passed out on the floor, naked and dripping. She looks at a naked Enid on Wednesday’s bed, smiling out of embarrassment.

Morticia: *sighs* How long will she be out?

Enid: No more than several hours.

Morticia: Get some water, I’ll clean her up.

Enid puts on her robe and heads downstairs before being stopped by Morticia

Morticia: Did you wear a condom this time?

Enid: No! No…. Absolutely not… never.

Morticia opens up her robe and quickly pulls the condom off of Enid’s flaccid dick.

Enid: OW!

Morticia: I told you, Wednesday LOVES creampies.

Enid: I know! But I don’t want to pump too much puppies into her!

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Morticia walks to Wednesday’s room only to find her passed out on the floor, naked and dripping. She looks at a naked Enid on Wednesday’s bed, smiling out of embarrassment.

Morticia: *sighs* How long will she be out?

Enid: No more than several hours.

Morticia: Get some water, I’ll clean her up.

Enid puts on her robe and heads downstairs before being stopped by Morticia

Morticia: Did you wear a condom this time?

Enid: No! No…. Absolutely not… never.

Morticia opens up her robe and quickly pulls the condom off of Enid’s flaccid dick.

Enid: OW!

Morticia: I told you, Wednesday LOVES creampies.

Enid: I know! But I don’t want to pump too much puppies into her!

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Wednesday: My full name is Wednesday Friday Addams.

Esther: *disdainful snort* That’s a mouthful.

Enid: Yeah she is.

Enid: 🫢

Esther: What was that?

Enid: Uh—I um— I s-said—

Murray: Oh look, it’s Principal Weems. Let’s ask about the boys. *ushers Esther away*

Enid: *relieved exhale* That was close.

Murray: *glances back*

Murray: 🤨

Enid: 😦

Wednesday: *moves closer to Enid*

Murray: 😐

Murray: 😗👍

Wednesday: 😑👍

Enid: 🤦

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The Addams Family Christmas dinner

Morticia: Enid? Can you please pass the rice?

Wednesday: I’M PREGNANT ENID! AND THE BABY IS YOURS!