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You'd have to audition first because I only want the best of the best.

Can I be backup dancer?

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I know what I'm going to do with my life now, everyone. I'm becoming a rapper.

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Why wouldn't you get a chance to? I'll be looking forward to it though.

Hm yes. Possibly, if I get the chance to.

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Oh, Gage stop it! Every one adores you I mean you're on the best show on the planet. Guys would kill just for you to stare at them for a good five seconds! I mean, I'm even lucky I have such an attractive friend I can show off to people. Yes I'll keep them in the fridge just so that you can go eat them one night and act as if you were innocent. I know you way too well.

Oh please you are freaking Selena Gomez, the person that everyone loves! Of course they'd like a hug from you, and cake, that's always a bonus. Boys? All over me? Funny joke! Not even dogs in the beach come to me.. Dogs! I don't think guys would like me if not even dogs do.. Oh you will get them! You can just keep it in the fridge or something.

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Definitely. I'm pretty sure we'd all agree with that I mean our parents literally made us. Get out! Three hugs? It'd have to be a pretty amazing cake. We'll just see about that! I'll only share because you are baking me a cake late at night but just know that I don't share anything with anyone so you're lucky.

That she is. And yeah, awesome parents are awesome. I mean I’d be nothing without mine either. I can promise you that it will be awesome and knock your socks off and worthy of two hugs, maybe even three. You are? Feel like sharing the reign with me because I’m pretty sure I’m king. 

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Yeah? Well, isn't your mom a doll. Right! I'd be nowhere without my mother....literally. I would say you do that but I'd have to be the judge of that after I take this cake of yours. I have a feeling it'll taste amazing though. If it does I owe you two hugs. All your peasants? I'm the King around here. Yay!

Nah my mom taught me. Gotta love parents, right? But yeah I guess cooking isn’t for everyone and trust me I have people serve me too. I only use it as a backup in case my acting career goes down and I lose all my peasants. But love me forever because it’s so on. 

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When and where?

Fucking fuck you.

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I've missed you way more! Not even. They might just be doing it to get some cake because I'm sure they can get a hug from anyone else. Has anyone been all over you yet? Oh, god I'm not getting two cakes tonight from you. Boo.

I know it has Sel! I’ve missed you girly. Sounds good to me, but I say we wait a couple of minutes since knowing you, i know that all the guys are going to be crawling around chasing you just to get a hug.. If they don’t, I’ll even buy you two cakes since I’ll be that surprised.

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All alone? I can't cook without burning a kitchen down so it's say to say that I shouldn't even try to bake a cake. I was born to have people serve me - kidding. Dude, I will love you forever.

I taught myself how to cook ages ago so yeah totally. And red velvet is like my favorite so I’m in. 

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I don't even like you.

Ew, no.

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Chocolate sounds amazing. Anything sounds amazing. I'm fantastic because I'm about to stack up on cakes. Yourself?

Chocolate? Hi babes, how are you?

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Score. While you're at it, is there any way possible you can turn me into a werewolf? 

A chance to get a hug from Selena Gomez? Hell yeah.

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Gage? It's been way too long! Actually, you can. That would work because I don't trust myself in the kitchen either. 

Can’t I just buy you one? If I try to bake a cake I might burn the kitchen…

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Are you being serious? My favorite is regular vanilla flavored but I'm in the mood for some red velvet. If you make it I will let you have some.

I love hugs so what’s your favorite kind of cake? 

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Free hugs to whoever decides to bake me a cake.

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Really? What's been going on?

I swear, I’ve never been so busy in my life.

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@SelenaGomez: i ran out of pickles.....now what am i supposed to do???