sgt-kpr

[sgt-kpr]

Whats the last prank pulled on YOU after what you did to poor david 😭

Someone switched the mayo for sunscreen.

[sgt-kpr]

is it just me or from observing aero's blog it seems kinda...like he is a boykisser for you

Is there a problem, anonymous?

[sgt-kpr]

What would you do if @lt-hernandez called you a grampa.

Probably nothing. Feel old as dirt anyway if my knees are any indication.

[sgt-kpr]

What do you think about airplanes? 👀

They're interesting.

[sgt-kpr]

I remember an Aero person who?

That would be @sgt-aero .

Haven't seen them around lately. Hope all is well with them.

[sgt-kpr]

Is that how the ghosty boos sleep in your blog background? Rorke would be jealous.

Potentially.

[sgt-kpr]

What's the worst crayon flavor?

RoseArt crayons are the worst. All of them. Crumbly, lack of taste aside from that faint hint of swamp-ass, and it doesn't even draw well.

Crayola supremacy.

[sgt-kpr]

Reshaking it, like a good friend.

Have you pulled any pranks on any teammates recently? If so, what was the master trick?

Milk of magnesia in Hesh's protein shake.

Can't leave that unattended. Ain't that right, kid?

[sgt-kpr]

Have you pulled any pranks on any teammates recently? If so, what was the master trick?

Milk of magnesia in Hesh's protein shake.

Can't leave that unattended. Ain't that right, kid?

[sgt-kpr]

what is a keegy and why does it poo?

It's mine and Jem's cat.

And it poops because it's alive, and living things poop. There's a book on this.

[sgt-kpr]

What's your opinion on Grim and Torch? I dont see many people talking about them.. but they're still Ghosts.

-✈️

Of course they're still Ghosts. Doesn't matter what plane of existence they're fighting on, a Ghost is a Ghost.

I miss them.

[sgt-kpr]

Have you ever kept something just because it reminded you of someone?

-✈️

All the time, kid.

All the time....

[sgt-kpr]

Hey, Sarge, how is life with keegy poo doing?

-✈️

Going just fine, little thing's in my pocket right now.

Don't tell Merrick. It's temporary until Jem gets back.

[sgt-kpr]

Im assuming you're probably on some recon mission right now. If you are i hope everything is going well sargeant 🫡

You'd be correct. All is well.

Thanks, kid.

[sgt-kpr]

Rorke is a certified yapper

[sgt-kpr]

Looks amazing, Jem. Thanks.

I made the most beautiful cake for my cariño. He’s going to love it.

— @sgt-kpr

[sgt-kpr]

Thanks, kid.

Happy birthday to a very specific American sargeant with some pretty blue eyes 😌✌️

He probably would hate this rn