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my mantra in favour of calling everything slop while not getting all "downfall of society" about it

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got my phone stolen at fucking pride!!!! yay i walk the entire trans march with my rollator and get my phone taken out of my pocket in a big crowd of fucking morons trying to get back to the apartment

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there are many things tumblr as a whole has to learn but one of them is “someone can reblog a post without them endorsing every action the op has ever taken, we are not beholden to do background checks on the producers of every shitpost on the internet”

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

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hot women named 'Heat Advisory' keep sending me messages

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"You wearing a collar in public is bad cuz I didn't consent" you wearing a bracelet in public is bad cuz I didn't consent to it.

Yall don't really have a right to consent to other peoples clothes.

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Me

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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

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Reaaaally fucked up how you need to do more than one thing a day

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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?

Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one

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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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oh ok

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a good sailor will always return to the sea

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.