Slytherin that’s obsessed with more than I should be 🧜🏼♀️
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me, putting songs into my playlist: i love ALL of these songs!!
me, actually listening to my playlist: skip skip skip skip
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Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.
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The Hogwarts Houses As The Fab Five
Gryffindor - Karamo
Hufflepuff - JVN
Ravenclaw - Antoni and Bobby
Slytherin - Tan
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Misha & Jared are…


….without a doubt

…my favorite SPAM.
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I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year
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This is the greatest thing Iv ever seen in my life I can die happy now
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How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater
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I don’t know why but I always imagined Draco as a small child to be super cute and full of energy and always excited about anything and everything and ALWAYS talking like it was impossible for him to shut up
I totally see that.
I love the thought of Little Draco rushing to his parents to show off the new spell he had just learnt, or going on and on about the new game he made up, to everyone and anyone that’ll listen.
But on an angsty note, I believe somewhere along the way that excited little boy was destroyed. Maybe by his parents not caring enough or them not giving him the attention and praise he deserved and badly wanted.
That excited little boy became more silent and spiteful and constantly had to remind himself that no one will care about the biography he had just finished reading.
And it seriously hurts to think like that.
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for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”
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I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
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Daily Reminder That
This is not an acceptable habitat for a hermit crab

This is not an acceptable habitat for a goldfish

Neither of these are an acceptable habitat for a beta fish


And this is not an acceptable habitat for a rabbit/ferret/rat/guinea pig/hamster/chinchilla/ or any other small mammal

Do your research before purchasing a home for your pet, dont just buy what the pet store tells you to. All of the cages and tanks shown above are entirely too small and lack many of the things needed for the pets they are intended to hold, yet they have become very popular in the homes of pet owners who didn’t look into the specific needs of their animals. Don’t make your pets suffer by failing to provide the proper care that they require. If giving your pet a suitable habitat is too expensive for you, then don’t buy the animal, it’s simple.
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I need F I v E

Tika was suppose to be hairless.
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Draco: He can sleep through anything. One time, I was screaming through the wall and he slept through it. But bring food? Oh, he’s up. Like, put a slice of bread 6 meters or closer to him? He will sense it.
Hermione: He’s right here. Sleeping. Be quiet.
Draco: we’ll be fine. Until food.
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