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Tim: We can't tell Dick he'll never let us pull this prank.

Jason: What? Dick loves pranks.

Duke: Yeah but not the illegal ones.

Steph: Or ones against cops.

Jason: WHAT!?

Batsibs:..?

Jason: Just one sec

Jason (calling Dick and putting them on speaker):

Dick: Whats up?

Jason: Hey remember when I was still Robin and you got mad at Bruce for telling you not to flirt with the rogues while he was actively hooking up with Selina, so you let me tag along to steal shit from museums while planting cat fur you stole from Selina's place hoping to frame her but the dumb ass detective ended up thinking it was a gang of hyper intelligent stray cats?

Dick (snorting): Yeah, of course, I still send the detective a box of kittens and something of his I've stolen of his every year on National Adopt a Stray Day.

Jason (deadpan look at his siblings):

Dick: Crazy to think that was one of the tamer pranks we pulled...

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kevaaron reveal goes like this:

“Did Kevin also get a slushy? Someone alert the press!!!” Nicky shouts as he and Neil climb into the car, waiting patiently while Andrew and Aaron switch seats.

“Kevin! What flavour was it? Raspberry? Strawberry? Watermelon? Oh I simply must know!”

Kevin frowns at his side, “I did no such thing. Some of us care for our health and would rather be dead than drink such a disgusting thing.”

Nicky leans across Aaron, who is forevermore subjected to the middle seat, “Kevin Day you are lying! I can see it on your face!” Nicky turns to Aaron,

“Aaron, be honest, did Kevin have a slushy? I promise I won’t tell.”

Aaron rolls his eyes and picks at his cuticles, “You’re insufferable.”

“Answer the question!” With a big sigh, Aaron does.

“No, he didn’t have a slushy. I asked if he wanted one, and he said no.”

Nicky flings his hand towards Kevin, as if providing evidence to his thesis.

“Then why is his tongue the same red colour as yours!”

Andrew slams the brakes.

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Reading Jeremy’s POV is like banging on the door of his mind begging to be let in and he’s just dancing with headphones on like lalalalalalala

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*Tim walks in the room looking concerned*

Jason: What’s wrong?

Tim: I just met a friend of yours.

Jason: A friend?

Tim: An enemy.

Jason: Oh. Which one?

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aaron michael

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i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

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tog2 summary

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Heres a happier piece as an apology for the last one<3 heheheh

reminder, healing is possible!

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I NEEDED TO DRAW THIS PICTURE

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fox in a cage.

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something about joe saying ‘nicky, caro, he’s alone’ do you think he’s spent months thinking about booker saying ‘you always had each other but we were left to our grief’ do you think he lay there at night thinking they had left booker even more alone with even more grief? do you think

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I imagine Jean just does this now smh

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Jason: *about to die under a pile of ruble*

Ra's: *monologing*

Bruce, who is chained to the ceiling: remember, son: dying is straight

Jason: yes, father *abruptly stands up, throwing the debris away*

...

Ra's: what the fuck

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Neil about Jean: yeah Jean’s been dealt a shit hand, but he’s trying and he deserves better

Jean about Neil: that cretin is the bane of my existence, he ruined my life and haunts my dreams. He’s a broken promise never to be fulfilled and I hate him for it. I trust him implicitly.