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Yeah okay

Haven't had any motivation to write anything, and I don't want Banzai to do so much when he barely has any energy for his own stuff

So

I'm not gonna post anything anymore

But I'll keep the account so you can still read the two ff on here

Bye sinners

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bro what happened

I fucking broke my leg💀

Literally was like "ayo watch this" and got my leg stuck in some bicycle stand thing

Something similar to this

Ya boi had too much speed so- crack haha

Not the first time, not the last time😎

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I'm in the hospital haha again hahahahahahahahaha

I'm fine, but bro I can't write smut with ppl in the room so yeah

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do you guys have a thing for men that are inlove with their sisters?/j

PLS lmao

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did you delete your pinned post

Nope. But it has that community label now, yknow for adult stuff. That might be the reason you can’t see it anymore

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Which shows do you guys write for?

They’re all listed in the pinned post <3

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can you write for submissive yuri briar from spy x family and one scene yn giving him a blowjob

Here you go-> https://at.tumblr.com/shadybonzaitree/hey-idk-if-you-write-for-yuri-briar-from-spy-x/l1o5xrbjae3h

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Hey idk if you write for Yuri briar from spy x family or not. Could I request him with a reader who sneaks under his desk in public to give yuri a bj?

Yuri briar x male! reader

Minors & female aligned do not interact

Contains: NSFW, porn without plot, bj (Yuri receiving), semi-public, teasing (Yuri receiving), bottom! Yuri, top! reader

Host Bonzai's note: Why do the guys obssessed with their sisters have to be so hot??? Also fr didn’t feel like wrecking my aching brain any longer on this-

Choking

There was never a time Yuri appreciated having a private office more than right then and there. The tapping of his pen against the wooden table did nothing to conceal the wet, slurping noises erupting from between his legs. He could feel his rock-hard dick hit the back off (Y/N)'s throat over and over again.

Yuri could only stare at the empty sheet, lacking the report of the past week he was supposed to write, but besides his heavy breathing and constant comb-through through his hair with his fingers, he didn’t manage to move. His mind, fixated on that slick tongue running across his dick. "Ah, yes…", he moaned out as quietly as he could, leaning back in his chair.

He dared to glance at the man swallowing his length so deep he was choking, right on time to see how (Y/N) lifted his head, enough to swirl his tongue around the tip, eyes crossing at the taste of precum. That sight almost made him cum. But he couldn’t.

"Cum before I tell you and I will make sure the next one who knocks on the door knows exactly what a whore you are."

Those words echoed through his head, biting his bottom lip so hard. Throwing his head back against the chair, he tried to tone out the lewd sound, but it did the complete opposite. He started squirming in his seat.

A slap to his thigh made him stop as soon as it started. Teeth grazing his dick as a warning. Yuri whimpered quietly, "Please-"

Knock knock

Yuri almost choked on air at the sudden knock on the door, adjusting himself in his seat and setting the pen onto the paper, "Yes?" He could feel the male underneath the table smile, not a kind smile, that’s for sure. The raven-haired swallowed his spit as the door opened.

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how

That's for you to think about

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Trade offer:

I receive: permanent cure for my headaches

You receive: blowing yuri briar under his desk while he's working

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I'm so bored and literally every writer I follow is going on a break (which is making me very unmotivated😡)

are you guys okay?

Yooo

Unmotivated for what? Jerking off?? Lmao

Might sound funny when I say this, but even writing smutty things takes imagination, creativity. And that's gonna run out sooner or later

So either ya wait for good ones, or get bombarded by bad ones

I personally prefer the first option, both giving and receiving😃 Don't rush me, dude

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are you dead

Only dead inside, my homie

Nah, fr I had trouble with some guy- couldn't muster up my horny thoughts for yall thirsty hoes

M back tho

Gimme a few to finish my current draft

[shadyhoetree]

You guys seem to like Yuri and blowies

Imma only write one scenario, but ofc make sure both of yall see it<3

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wow. you're so cool for writing for makoto

i need something with kusuke, he's also underrated. kusuke is the love of my life

idk if you're willing to write this or not,, i cant really make up any scenarios, so if you choose to reply writing for kusuke then i hope you're okay making up your own scenario? I NEED KUSUKE HRRFHRRGGHRF

you're underrated D:

Kusuke Saiki x male! reader

Minors & female aligned do not interact

Contains: NSFW, porn without plot, vibrating buttplug (reader recieving), public, humiliation-ish? (reader recieving) implied top! Kusuke, implied bottom! reader

Host Bonzai's note: I know I'm cool, thanks😌and yes, yes, I will come up with something for my boy Kusuke. HAHAHA EVERYONE NEEDS A BIT OF KUSUKE KDLFKFKFKF Awww<3 You really think soooooo? But damn, I could not come up with much to work with so I made this kind of a foreshadow-y thing. Haven't watched Saiki K in a while and well- help, I overastimated myself

Co-writer Ruka's note: Little tip on the side; you can still help by giving us other information besides a scenario. Starting with who's top, who's bottom or what uh kinks you want/don't want to be included. Makes it a bit easier to come up with stuff, yknow

What he wants

During (Y/N)'s time knowing and being with Kusuke, he started to notice little shifts in the way the blonde is acting. That way, it was easy for (Y/N) to figure out certain things; How Kusuke is feeling, if he slept properly, ...things like that.

But the most significant one to mention is how Kusuke's act shifts ever so slightly when he's up to something. Something that involves his dear, dear boyfriend.

His gazes would linger longer, as well as his touches, he'd be sweeter and do little things for (Y/N). You could say he was trying to butter him up to ensure the needed consent for whatever there was swirling in his head.

And whenever that happens, the (Y/HC)-haired knew something bad is going to happen. Bad for him, but entertaining for Kusuke.

Being able to see the signs rather quickly never seemed to give him even the slightest advantage, however. No matter how much he tried to stay stubborn, Kusuke always knew how to get a 'yes' out of him.

Which brings us to the nearby grocery store.

Kusuke's smile was ever so sweet as he held (Y/N)'s hand in his, and looking at the neatly written down grocery list in his other. Do I still have to tell you they weren't actually there to shop groceries?

The ever so slightly twitching of the male's fingers in his hold made Kusuke smile even wider, barely being able to hide the mischief it held. (Y/N) refused to look at him, feigning anger towards him because of what he did to him yet again.

How come Kusuke had such a huge thing for publicly humiliating him like this? And how come the (Y/HC)-haired always ends up going along with it until the very end?

There is no more denying having a vibrating butt plug in his ass while walking past people in a damn grocery store wasn't arousing him. No one knew, all just minding their own business, not having a clue that he was currently holding back groans, moans, whimpers, gasps. With the blonde at his side controlling the difficulty of said task.

"Awe, are you angry with me, love?", he knew for a fact (Y/N) wasn't, but he wanted to play the role of an innocent couple. He made a move to place the grocery list in his pocket as he waited for his beloved to speak, only to increase the intensity of the toy the moment he was about to speak. Damn, (Y/N) forgot the remote was in that pocket.

That resulted in him to let out a startled gasp, almost a squeak. He felt like his face was about to catch fire from all the heat that's rising up there, as all the people within a few meters looked their way at the sound.

The male was quick, maybe a bit too quick, to awkwardly wave them off, "I thought I just saw a rat- false alarm..."

A shaky sigh escaped his mouth, trying to mask the quiet moans that threatened to spill from the increased force in his ass with exhaustion. "I fucking hate you.", the mutter was barely loud enough, only for Kusuke's ears to hear. And oh, he was enjoying this.

The blonde shot him his usual smile, "Love, how about we go eat in that restaurant you like after we're done, hm? Will you forgive me then?"

For outsiders it might've seemed sweet, but (Y/N) knew exactly what this meant, after all, they've been on this rodeo already.

Kusuke liked having his boyfriend shower him with affection whenever he tortured him like this. It was like getting a reward for being amused by humiliating him.

What he just said roughly translated to: "Do you want to suffer more? Or will you be nice?"

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fr waiting for kuusuke..

🧎

Yo sorry

My co-writer wasn't feeling good and damn I can't write without him💀 We'll get to work right away, fellow horny

Sneak peeeeeeek

Okay I kept writing a bit, but it's 3:20 am and ye💀 sleep time

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Masterlist (male reader only)

Makoto Teruhashi - Contains: NSFW, porn without plot, worship-y? (towards reader), sub! Makoto, dom! reader, hard oral sex (reader recieving), degrading (Makoto receiving), hair grabbing (Makoto receving)

Kusuke Saiki - Contains: NSFW, porn without plot, vibrating buttplug (reader recieving), public, humiliation-ish? (reader recieving) implied top! Kusuke, implied bottom! reader

Yuri Briar - Contains: NAFW, porn without plot, bj (Yuri receiving), semi-public, teasing (Yuri receiving), bottom! Yuri, top! reader

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"wanna sin a little?" YES I DO!👏😤

This is my first time requesting smut so I'll be going by Eclipse-anon.

Could you do a Saiki x M!Reader? This is the kind of main idea:

•M!Reader doesn't know Saiki's a telepath

•M!Reader looks like an innocent himbo but has lewd thoughts of Saiki

•M!Reader goes through the day like normal but is actually extra horny

•Saiki gets fed up and pent up and tries to settle the score with M!Reader

•Sub!Top Saiki, Switch!Bottom M!Reader

Okay, but here's a question:

Does Kusuo have a canon 18+ version🔫 Didn't find it