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my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too

the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???

this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!

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Here is an updated picture of one of those featherless emu that was going around. Looks a bit sunburned but looks like a good weight.

Its so interesting how you can see their juvenile markings on their skin! I believe that doesnt happen with featherless chickens.

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I dont have a boob mousepad and they don't look very comfortable but if I got one I think I would get a funny one. like of hal 9000 or something

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In the year 2025 I am seeing homestuck discourse on my dash. Bro what's going on?

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you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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Rebog and put in the tags a song where you listened to the Weird Al parody before listening to the original

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

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distressing things to say to your friends

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The policy states that after just three absences, schools will start intervention. If the student misses school for eight or more days, they will be referred to juvenile court.

I had a moment of "What the fuck?" and then remembered

America.

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Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.

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My friend sent me this with a "this made me think of you."

I feel so seen.