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best thing I’ve drawn all year

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I like this ad campaign! But I like weird, quirky campaigns.

UC or ER?

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Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

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Me, just driving down the highway minding my own business, before seeing this giant fucking cat

Art by @braga_last_one

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This is blatant Falric and Marwyn erasure!

(okay, I'm just salty because Darion is Babby™ compared to most of the Death Knights but he is the Chosen One so it doesn't matter)

Hey, I love all your content about Darion. I'm pretty new to wow lore myself and was just wondering, where does it say that he's the most powerful dk?

@nighthaunting pointed out that the third installment of the chronicles, which are (more or less) the definitive canon after years and years of accidental and intentional retcons, Darion is stated to be the right hand of the Lich King while in the Scourge, and he was in charge of taking the rest of the Eastern Kingdoms for the Scourge.

Since then, he created a weapon that was the sister blade to the Runecarver's finest creation, Frostmourne, and is the first mortal we see harnessing domination magic, with the second and third being Bolvar post-Lich King (which imo doesn't count) and you, the player. This was also before he became one of the four horsemen, which was originally one of Kel'thuzad's little pet projects to create the most powerful death knights possible for his personal guard, something which he considered his greatest creation.

So yeah, Darion's the strongest death knight in lore, and arguably one of the strongest mortals alive around on Azeroth.

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honestly blizzard is probably Never going to give us bi rep, which is why we have to do the work ourselves! maybe in blizzard's regular old boring lore no one is bi but in my vastly improved lore Everyone Is Bi! including genn greymane, and he and deathwing banged! and there's nothing blizzard can do about it!!

but y u make me think of tiffin living long enough for mia to tell her 'yeah, they're bastards, but they're our assholes, now come to bed' while the men strut their cocks around

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To be honest, does anyone think Blizzard would actually make any existing major male lore characters bi in-game? Fairshaw is adorable, but not exactly impactful on the lore.

In my au nonsense I have forgotten the potential hilarity of mogrynn just in the main storyline… Genn being like “there’s undead in the keep and I can’t fucking find them.” Shaw saying that his agents haven’t caught wind of any undead and also it might just be Calia? Genn going “no it’s not her it’s someone else and they’re always here I can fucking smell them”

Meanwhile Darion is death gating out of the keep whenever they’re almost caught and Anduin’s like “idk what you’re talking about I haven’t seen any undead at all” when Genn confronts him on it.

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obsessed with these assorted plushie reaction images

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a masterpost

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I am absolutely in love with this

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woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

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“You’re a liar and a scoundrel!”

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we're just gonna leave this on the table

i have a merch proposition for blizzard

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today I posted a comment on a Halloween instagram post, saying spoopy, and our social media manager corrected me to spooky

1. this is why I'm not allowed to post to work social media

2. i will run a dead meme into the ground

3. i need to escape this hellsite

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I wish coolish and soft serve cones were in North America :(

ice cream selection at 7-11 and family mart - aug 2020

セブンとファミマの8月のアイス。

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