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probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

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Wait so is the mandate of heaven and the divine right of kings the same kind of concept, or have I massively misunderstood one or the other?

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everybody loves the gif but I feel like this moment can only truly be enjoyed with the audio so here

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ohhh my god. Ok so i was explaining bottom surgery to my dad. And he wasnt weird about it thank god (i didnt expect him to be mind you but yknow cis people) but at the fucking end he was like. Well you know what the other term for a phalloplasty is right. and i was like. what is it. And he said. it's an addadicktomy. (Like. add a dick to me.) my dad out-joked me about something transgender. i cant believe this

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Since this site seems to be quite fond of sturgeon, here's a month-old baby lake sturgeon.

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i would like to thank the uc berkeley professor who created the technology to put heart rate monitors in watches who also happens to be a furry

bc of you i was able to get my pots diagnosis and better understand what’s wrong w me 🙏🙏

furries contribution to this world is unmatched yall

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i can't take this seriously

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You have to admit it's funny

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if u make clark kent say soda you are grossly mischaracterizing him and i wont stand for it

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please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day

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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

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OKAY BUT. If, like most Vader time travels stuff, this takes place after the final movie in the original trilogy, you have the extra chaos of people eventually catching on that while this bastard isn't /light/, at least, not in the pure and untainted sense they're used to, he sure as heck isn't totally dark either. Imagine the CHAOS it would cause in the order

vader shows up and is a fun new brand of force user called No One Knows What The Fuck This Is Called Because Only He's Done It, looks like death given human form and very reluctantly doesn't curbstomp people's spines needlessly sometimes. very, very reluctantly. and he only refrains from needless curbstomping. and only sometimes. listen, he did the one time salvation, but being less evil is a difficult process!!! attempts are being made.

but, uh, i'll be honest. i think the biggest chaos-causer with post ROTJ vader going back is that he probably wouldn't be able to shut up about luke skywalker, and i don't think he's really all that concerned by Time Shenanigans, because of course flaunting the Perfect Ideals and Incredible Courage and Beautiful Compassion of the One True Jedi would take precedence over, like, keeping a low profile, or being normal. so a cybernetic tyrannosaur that loudly proclaims THIS I DO SO THAT LUKE SKYWALKER WILL INHERIT A GALAXY WORTHY OF HIS GOLDEN SOUL as he like, destroys the separatist council or charges palpatine full-speed is, like, well, that's definitely a thing that can happen.

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On this, the anniversary of the lunar landing, let us also celebrate the greatest post-mission achievement by a crewman.

I refer, of course, to the time Buzz Aldrin (age 72 at the time) cold-cocked a moon landing conspiracy theorist straight in his smug face after being accused of being a coward, liar, and thief.

Yes, someone was indeed dumb enough to tell a man so unafraid of death that he was willing to go into the void on a fragile explosive rocket, a coward.

Said dumbass was filming this confrontation as some sort of proof of moon fraud, but has instead captured this glorious moment of near-cosmic justice for us to loop for all time.

Aldrin was not charged with any crime. He should have been given another medal for public service.

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must resist the urge to despair. I have now photographed and digitized my entire collection of georeferenced Florida Clam Shrimp, no AI involved whatsoever, 100% trustworthy handcrafted artisanal dataset. Apparently about half of the Eulimnadia records on gbif (globally) are now mine. shimp