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Bro why is being perceived such an ordeal

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you ever meet someone who makes you wish you had a large iced coffee to slurp loudly every time they start talking

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From Hanif Abdurraqib’s book, THE CROWN AIN’T WORTH MUCH.

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In honor of Lord Byron’s birthday I would like to remind you all of the time that Shelley and Keats, having not heard from him for some time, became concerned for his safety and it was determined that Shelley would go looking for him. Keats received a letter some time later that Shelley had found him in Venice, where he’d been having so much sex that he’d nearly died from malnourishment and dehydration. Keats’ entire response amounted to essentially, “You should probably have let him.”

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sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

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logical commie brain: corporation pandering bad

trans glam rock brain: glittery shoes good

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the accuracy

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i made this and it made me laugh so here I guess

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cat: skitters across the room at top speed and stops to stare at me

me: hello

cat: skitters in the opposite direction at terminal velocity

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You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?

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fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

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okay girls & boys let’s go

* 20 chubby cats follow behind me *

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tumblr post: farms…. vegetable… lace and linen… sheep… that little moomin bitch….. homemade bread—

wlw:

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i couldn’t rest until i made this