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Thank you to everyone who got me to 50 likes!

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Happy 50th Carolyn💗💗💗 here is your rat king🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀👑👑👑👑👑👑 he brings peace for the middle of your life💗💗

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“This might be the last ooga I chaka!” - Julia Drawfee

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walking my turtle

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Group of men at the bar actually taught me proper pool techniques

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Who up choking their daw withal?

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I close Much Ado About Nothing tomorrow so here’s an open letter to my character and anyone else who relates a little too hard to this supporting lady that most people forget:

No one is entitled to your body because you’re fun loving and nice to people. It’s still in your nature to be a good friend even when others don’t always appreciate it. You don’t owe anyone a look at you just because you’re beautiful. It’s okay to love someone, don’t let the bad ones scare you too much, but protect yourself the best you can. SOMEONE ELSE’S AUDACITY AND ENTITLEMENT IS NEVER YOUR FAULT. Your friends love you; they worry about you and they’d love you just as much if you didn’t look the way you do. A man’s rejection is NOT a failure, it’s probably a good man, and a good friend. Don’t try so hard; you’re gorgeous, you’re fun, you love so deeply! CONTINUE TO BE KIND! Your face and your body have nothing to do with your big heart, you don’t have to connect them!! Now go have a girls’ night, you deserve it! 💗💜🍊

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I check my favourite AO3 tag like it’s stocks

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I Present; Mimi Imfurst vs Everyone by William Shakespeare

Alexis: Troth, my bar in its entirety had no use for my service since the valiant Mimi hath conquered it. By my troth, I do love the lady, as it was, to my knowledge, no fault of thine. However, I do feel quite betrayed.

they pause

Alexis: In my own division, by my own heart, I am truly sorry, but each lady I do see before me, is of fairer face than thou.

Mimi: But pause, but pause, here is…if thy tongue hath a quarrel with thy head which doth possess, in faith, nothing heartier than thoughts of myself, I say do! Let us quarrel in the arena of these secretest of desires which I know you to have many: When a Lord does approach thee, or thee! Or thee! With talk of employment; wouldst thou not be a fool as to refuse him? I swear it, I caught no wind of news that the Lord of the bar had relieved thee of thy employment. And if thou hast a February face for it; do talk with me before such clouds overtake you, lady.

Alexis: Thou-

Mimi: Nay, nay, nay! I hath given over mine ear most graciously: Henceforth, you shall lend me thine for the briefest of moments, in which you will feel hellfire upon it.

Alexis: The fool struts, lady. The fool struts.

Mimi: We do live upon this earth, where man, woman and child, gaze daggers upon us like unskilled jesters in the king's court. Or such lowly creatures which serve only to their pleasure, but sour in the mouths of favour.

Tammie: O! O! I am a player.

Mimi: For what reason, are we gentlewomen, seated in this hour, to fleet and jeer at one another? I’ faith, tis’ vile.

Manila: Vile? Tis’ not vile! We ladies talk freely to one another now, as cousins do to cousins.

Chad: Fie! All you, stop thy mouths!

Mimi: Lowly jests and gossip like humour. I did not come to be whipped.

Manila: And what did you think to happen, trow? Thy mind and body are weary of such repetition!

Tammie: O! Advance Teletubbie! Bring us henceforth to a land redder than earth!

Manila: What means the knave?

Manila aside

Manila: Dost the dog speak in earnest?

Mimi: I did not think to… nay.

Tammie: Switch thy attires Mimi!

(Sung)

Switch thy attires, switch them around!

Chad aside

Chad: I did think the lady Mimi to have taken up new lodgings in a whiter heart. However I hath been much deceived. And do look upon the lady I do know as, the former Mimi.

Mimi: I must speak my mind; Tis’ odd to speak of any matter which did not see thy face, nor the walls of any room you may have here.

Raven: Then you must shield thy ear, Mimi. Because we ladies have spoken such.

A pause

Raven: Thy! The Lady Mimi Imfurst hath surpassed the spaces reserved for the fifth and the fourth? I did not dare trust my true judgement!

Mimi: Mock not my friends, stale!

Raven: Of the crowd I have seen, thou dost not possess so many to call it such. Meaning, of all fifty good and true ladies that hath set foot in this place, how didst thou surpass them?

Yara: Ay! Because the Lord Rupaul is in the need for a premier fool!

Laughter

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We listen and we don’t judge: I only listen to audiobooks and plays narrated by ONE MALE ACTOR because I want to hear their girl voice💗✨🧚‍♀️💐

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Beatrice: He is no less than a stuffed man!

Beatrice used “stuffed” to mean “dumb” or “corpulent”

Margaret: A maid and stuffed!

Margaret uses “stuffed” to mean pregnant.

They speak differently I’m aware. BUTTTTT WHAT IF I INTERPRETED SHAKESPEARE MPREG PUNS?!?????

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Hermia having big feelings and thinking she got broken up with because she’s short and Helena is tall is the thing that made me want to play her.

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I like to edit myself💗 makes me feel special 🫡

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Dream Roles List To Fuel My Study Motivation:

- Maria (Twelfth Night)

- Hermia (A Midsummer Night’s Dream)

- Witch 1/2/3 (Macbeth)

- Margaret AGAIN (Much Ado About Nothing)

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I need to fill my line learning journal soon💐

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Borachio: DJ KHALLIIDDD!! WE DA BEST!!!

Conrade: WHO’S WE??😀

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I’m in charge of creating graphics for Dundas Little Theatre’s Much Ado About Nothing

This is an invitation for Hero’s bridal party 🥹💐

A Canva mashup made by Margaret because she’s Hero’s closest friend BESIDES BEATRICE OF COURSE💗