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ORANGE you glad to see me? oh wait wrong one DAMN IT anyways holloduke as a apple

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While we're at it how do we get some Live Shows for Nightmare Time?

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I mean since we're talking about it. Who do we want to be Hannah and Ethan if Black Friday gets remounted?

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You consider every person born in Gaza a terrorist who must be killed. Even children must be killed in the name of Israel’s safety. Even hospitals, schools, and universities must be destroyed in the name of Israel’s safety.

Everything about the Palestinian genocide is disgusting, inhumane, and deeply frustrating, but what makes me even more angry is that Israel is seizing all this land with the aim of demolishing it and building new homes. Not only are they doing everything in their power to exterminate an entire people and culture, but they are also starving children and civilians, torturing prisoners, closing the crossings, and imposing a siege. Sami's family fled today on foot, leaving their clothes and memories behind, because the Israeli military operation will encompass the entire Gaza Strip in the coming days, and prices are skyrocketing. Please donate anything to save the remaining innocent people in Gaza. Please donate anything. One euro is enough.

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A Fairy Ring by Walter Jenks Morgan (British artist, 1847-1924)

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Netanyahu is now admitting what the intention was all along, the complete takeover of Gaza. Displaced people are already forced into only 25% of Gaza, and now Israel wants to reduce it to 0%. The Israeli settler-colonial project can only be complete through the genocide of Palestinians. They have been destroying infrastructure, killing the environment, killing the people, starving the children.

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What a difficult feeling when you're hungry and can't do anything to survive, and the whole world is ignoring you.

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The Twilight Zone, 1963, dir. David Lowell Rich

SE04E14 Of Late I Think of Cliffordville

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dr seuss yaoi

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Saw a post about how halal and kosher meat will likely be the only reliably safe options in the US because their safety and cleanliness standards aren't dictated by what's the barest legal minimum that government food safety regulations demand.

So you're like 5 years away from "ever notice how the musulmans and jews never get sick from bad meat? clearly this is proof that they are poisoning us" right now.

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so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it's unintentionally the funniest shit I've seen today. why? well.

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced 'dee') is just a feminine article, it literally means "the".

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn't use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think "they want me to die how?" it keeps getting funnier.

I mean, holy shit

i will use these as reaction images until i die

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“Sometimes, Gansey felt like his life was made up of a dozen hours that he could never forget.”

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pov: you're the grimalkin cartel

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I really appreciated those 3 boxes of chocolates

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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again