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When you start rereading your wip: ooh i love this! I can’t wait to see where it goes.

Your deadass, completely done with your shit brain: dude.... you have to actually finish writing it to see where it’s gonna go.

My last two brain cells:

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No nut November:

My dumbass: oh I’ve already failed.

People I’m sitting with at lunch at the nut free table:

Me, 15 seconds later: wait...

Girl I’m sitting with: well that was weak.

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But... I do that everyday....

what you’re most likely to do today based on your sign

Aries: Get hurt in a dumb way.

Taurus: Buy shit you don’t need online.

Gemini: Tell your friend they’re being an idiot.

Cancer: Cry in the shower.

Leo: Intentionally flex on someone.

Virgo: Unintentionally flex on someone.

Libra: Get into an argument about McPolitics.

Scorpio: Have sexy times.

Sagittarius: Cry out in the open.

Capricorn: Have dark thoughts.

Aquarius: Speak ONLY in self-deprecating jokes.

Pisces: Become a fucking fish.

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Moriarty’s elaborate plan

So, fanfic idea. We know that Moriarty killed Carl at a young age and what if that was part of an elaborate plan to later use against Sherlock (TGG). If he planned that far ahead and has connections so far that it look two years to dismantle it, what if he pushed things in the direction he wanted.

Idea: Moriarty has a plan, an elaborate one to burn the heart right out of Sherlock and the best way to do that is through John. John, who was in afghanistan in a war were trust is essential. Putting his own mole into the military and pulling strings to get John and the O.C. in the same regiment.

Now, Moriarty orchestrates John getting shot and the O.C. getting “captured” by the afghans. A couple months later when John meets and goes on his first case and right after sees the person that should be dead. Struggling, “traumatized” and Sherlock and John help her. Now John and Sherlock trust her completely and then TGG comes along. She’s helping solve the cases all while knowing who it is and what his endgame is. She is the one who captured and straps the bomb to John. John doesn’t know

Pool scene: Jim is still talk in the eirpiece but she is the one to walk out. The deception within a deception. They are shocked and upset and a good part of angsts dialogue before jim reveals himself. She goes off with Jim and John and Sherlock have to figure out how tf they didn’t see it or deduce it.

TRF she is at the center of it all, a sniper on John. She is one of the most wanted people by the “British government” but she’s a ghost, just like she was trained to be. Even after and her boss is dead she disappears. She is barely heard from but is pulling the scenes from the backstage for her lover. And the real boss of this situation. Euros.

Now TFP. So she comes out when euros takes control of sherrinford and her entrance is to kiss euros. Shocking everyone and revealing that Moriarty was just a goon. Euros is the mastermind behind the entire plan. She helps euros escape, letting herself be captured and interrogated but not giving anything up

Bonus if she started out being threatened/blackmailed into this. But when she meets euros they fall in love and she throws all her life into making her happy.