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So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

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new article about Just Breathe finding a distributor!! (via Deadline)

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Hiya Tumblr,

Broken up about JK Rowling's descent into loud, financially-backed bigotry and the resulting souring of a beloved book series from your childhood? Looking to fill the void of stories about wizard school?

Read The Scholomance Trilogy by Naomi Novik.

Featuring a magic system with consistent and coherent rules, a diverse cast, and a world that is both dark and incredibly colorful. The school is a shifting eldritch location suspended in the infinite void, invested with monsters that hunt the students through its halls. There are no teachers or professors or adults in sight; the students fend for themselves in sink-or-swim desperation, self-teaching with materials the school provides, building their skills and forming alliances to survive the neverending gauntlet. The protagonist is a budding dark sorceress who chooses On Purpose to be good, equal parts Wednesday Addams and Granny Weatherwax.

I haven't read the third book yet, but I'm incredibly excited to.

Read these books. Forget Hogwarts, the Scholomance is where it's at.

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no but like was anyone actually team Jacob

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beavers have the lifestyle that most children dream of. dig and travel through underwater canals. dam a river and flood the local woodlands. stomp mud into dam to seal. swim to flooded trees and destroy them. live in a secret hideout with a underwater entrance. full ownership over an engineering project

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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

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affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

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Special Children :: All Hell Breaks Loose

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Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

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EMILY AXFORD/FIGUEROTH FAETH 🎸 Dimension 20: Fantasy High Junior Year, episode 4

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I think there's always room for more werewolf benson and vampire randy in the world 💗

these are some sketches related to a bigger project i'm working on!!!

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if randy & benson were taking a break together & randy had some reeces cups benson would say lemme get one & randy would offer it to him & benson would say the fuck are you doing. there’s two in a pack. what the hells wrong with you. freak. don’t do that

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watched the passenger (2023), dinner in America, and strange darling in 1 week. Kyle gallner stop trying to kill me I'm frail

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hes innocent tbh

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go watch the passenger (2023)!

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THE PASSENGER | Behind The Passenger — 1/? 2023 | dir. Carter Smith