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This "music" thing is insane

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Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

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anyone else feeling like what the fuck

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affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

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but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

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"Stop Making Sense" (1984) dir. Jonathan Demme

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everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

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Give a man a leaf and he will eat it. Teach a man to leaf and he will go away

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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you're now named after the last thing you ate, is your new name good?

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Depeche Mode

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M