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My kin list but I don’t say which are joking and which aren’t

This is a joke btw

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Amazon is a weird place

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@markiplier I am so sorry Mark XD

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my besties made bank

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"im a hungry boy, im growing!" - phil, 34

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they decided couples therapy was too expensive and they were gonna dump their complaints about each other on us and get paid to do it

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obsessed with dan being genuinely upset phil is eating all the snacks and phil is just like well get better at hiding them then this sounds like a you problem

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dan and phil getting 10k+ listeners during a liveshow on stereo, a relatively unknown app…..now imagine they went live on youtube or twitch………….just a thought :)

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phil’s like dan complains about not talking to people but then he’ll play video games without me so like whats the truth

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mark once his foot is all healed 

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Why is twitch constantly acting like it’s an old women who just fell down the stairs onto her toothless, uterus missing chihuahua and broke her hip and also doesn’t have her medical alert on

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Dan making the list of things that annoy him about Phil

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dan’s an instagram thot, phil’s not

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Whenever I see my Unus Annus wall flag it feels like seeing a photo of your 1st grade birthday party and you’re no longer in contact with any of the kids there

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karen boomer energy

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Unus Annus ending is sending such mix messages.

I’m so happy to have this experience and Ethan and Mark will always be huge inspirations for me, but it’s so hard to realize that when tomorow comes around I can no longer watch any of the things that made me laugh in the hardest times.

But at the same time, it feels great to let go of something with thousands of other people.

Memento Mori.