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Tengen Uzui

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Scarlet ibises are vivid red wading birds native to South America and the Caribbean. They inhabit wetlands, feeding mainly on crustaceans, which give them their striking color (crustaceans like shrimp and crabs contain the carotenoid astaxanthin responsible for the color). Known for their long, curved bills and social behavior, scarlet ibises often nest in large colonies near water.

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Da Bearz

Coco: *smiles, dusts rainbow glitter off* Well! The Dornegal Pride parade was beautiful!

Sharpen: Sure was!

Trixany: Sharpen. Can we um, talk?

Sharpen: Am I in trouble?

Coco: ... Uh, I'm stayin outta this.

Trixany: I'll put this delicately. Kink is an important part of the experience, like. It's another beautiful part of Pride.

Sharpen: That's really true.

Trixany: But why--why did your outfit involve a harness a lot like the one the hippogryph you rode in on was wearing?

Sharpen: I like to match.

Trixany: Alright, I'm being too subtle. Look, I get YOU dressing up, but. You really dressed up the hippogryph moreso? It went beyond matching. I mean that animal was kinda stealing the whole entire show, what the heck? Sharpen, why were you riding a kinked-out hippogryph during the Pride parade?!

Coco: Hey, now. Trix, ya just said kink was beautiful--

Sharpen: Oh that's my leather hippogryph. I call it a kinkogryph.

Coco: A huwhaaaat??

Sharpen: Kinkogryph.

Coco: ...

Trixany: ... ...

Trixany: So that's when. That's when you're riding on the hippogryph and you're both wearing leather harnesses. And more, apparently.

Sharpen: I already wrote Blizzard requesting they make the [Leather-bound Kinkogryph] a new official mount. And, there will be a matching mog option, twin harnesses and a riding crop too for sure. All thoroughly-researched S&M gear. I mean, top-tier stuff. Can you imagine how much fun the devs and artists will have with that? I'm excited!

Trixany: ... So. Would you grind to get that hot new mount underneath you or what? I kinda love it--

Coco: Yeah, as ya savvy goblin step sista, and an ally, I- I'm gonna go outside and blow something up. An emotional support explosion. Excuse me. *leaves*

Sharpen: She seems stressed. Or confused. Though if she's anything like I used to be, I bet she's also lowkey curious. *wink*

Trixany: I meant grind reputation! Grind rep!!

Sharpen: Did you though, Trixany? Did you really? *wink wink*

Trixany: Sharpen!!! You friggin-- **BOOM!!** himbo!

Sharpen: Aww! Coco's explosion just now was a rainbow boom, like fireworks! That's so supportive and pretty--

Coco: HAPPY PRIDE, EVERYONE!!

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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

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✨️ The Enrichment has Enriched! ✨️

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i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

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can we go here

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Not what I usually post but look at that wawa go!

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@bread-elf help

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What a good dad