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hi hello I heard you were hating yourself. Unfortunately I am the only one who is allowed to have negative opinions about themself. Send post
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ok well it has been real but i am going to kill you with a hammer now
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Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.
follow for more tits
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what's boobies. heheh i'm a visual learner by the way *someone shows me their boobs* jesus christ what the fuck is that
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
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Now that the bots are gone, we can also beat the shit out of this light uninterrupted
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I think the thing everyone is leaving out, is after Musk threw up that Heil, he said "you have my heart because you secured our future"
SECURED OUR FUTURE
Where have I heard that?

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Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"
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What I remember looking like during my life... silver wedding band, green eyes, slightly messy hair and freckles. If anyone remembers me...
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