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hey flight rising autofill when the FUCK did i type this

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incredible things happening on FRD

+ my contribution, not as good as the others though :}

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i dont think we collectively talk about pearlcatcher architectural vandalism enough

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how'd I do

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bro grow some wings so i can freeze you already

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LET'S GO PLAGUE!

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fuck you [censors your dragon]

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Everyone likes to theorize about how Flight Rising dragons would try to describe humans without a solid point of reference but they always miss the most obvious answer:

MEAT DRYADS

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another thing about imperials that fucks me up is the whole unpredictable lifespan thing. what do you mean some imperials randomly die after a couple of decades but others can live for centuries. hello. imagine being like a 700 year old imperial. the love of your life died when you were 527. your 2 hatchmates died at 34 and 448 respectively. one of your children died at 191. you keep getting news of your distant relatives dying at varying ages. 56. 382. 809. 22. not to mention the fact that entire generations of your non-imperial friends and loved ones have passed. and your life isn't even particularly tragic this is just the normal imperial experience and you have no other choice but to 'fuck it we ball' your way through it all??? can these big freaky lizards catch a fucking break for once????

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It seriously feels like every time I check a gene flash sale it's usually some variant of Gecko...

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It took a bit of struggling to get my laptop to screen record this right and then convert it to a gif but like

Huge W for The Walrider this update

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“hows day one of pawborough beta going?” well….

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i like that after enough game-community-abbreviating, forum posts just start reading like drug deals

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yeah. eclipse Good

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i truly cannot get over the fact that there's a place in flight rising called "cinderslag" because every time i see the name i immediately go "that's what british dragons call the flamecaller"

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i made this over the course of a whole day because i am procrastinating wrapping presents.