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for rose because ill be damned if im tagging your whole fucking url

rose sister dear you fill others with fear it gives me a strange sense of pride knowing youre on my side

when im in a bind youre right behind when im resigned youre there to remind cause sometimes im blind

your honestly great theres not much to debate so ill just say it straight

my sisters fantastic if a bit sarcastic i guess ill end this spiel with i love you a great deal

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for samuraidamashii

whats there to say about dirk save that hes kind of a jerk though there is one perk if you dont mind his quirks

hes a pretty cool dude as far as things go though he likes to brood hes kinda crude like to seclude exclude everyone around him

its safer that way hell say that all day its kind of cliche we who try to convey our dismay are just waved away

it dont blame him to be fair its not my place to declare whats not even my affair hes got a mean glare when he comes out of his lair and i swear dont ever mess with his hair

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for gravitatinggunner

this chick ah hell first time i saw her i fell she makes my heart swell and her eyes keep me in a spell i dont want to dispel shes a damn genius as well

she just doesnt seem to get shes the best girl ive met that she actually chose me ill just never get

but a warning i here give should you hurt her i'll never forgive i wont abide, brush aside the reason that she cried

she is my life and my love the one im always in awe of my dear jade this really is delayed that youre with me is a wonder and this bond ill never sunder

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gravitatinggunner replied to your post:so hey im bored as hell and i know some of you...

gravitatinggunner samuraidamashii (Dirk) faidh-an-tsolais

i said ask but okay

also

one at a time harley geez

ill do them a post at a time okay

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technicalrabbit (Bro. And/or Seb.)

you really want to seeme cry and me grievewishing for a reprieveof failing this manwho's been holdin my hand

ever since day oneive never once been alonethe only reason i've ever wonis because he'd be there to ownwhen i couldnt handlehed be there to unscrambleuntanglei cant imagine trying to hoist his mantle

and as i decreeyou all will agreethat when being a fatherhe is the highest degree

I love him a lotwhat more can i saywhen life was rottenhe always brightened my day

and when put to the testhes just the besttheres really no contestthe fact that hes my brotheri have to say im blessed

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so hey

im bored as hell

and i know some of you people are still online

so shoot me a url and ill write how i feel about them

rap format naturally

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pleasures all mine im sure

i may or may not be feeling better

thanks harley

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I don't see why you're complaining. You kind of did deserve what you got and you know it.

you know what

no

im not going to let you ruin my perfectly good mood

nobody deserves to have their free will taken away like that

end of story

bite me

now if youll excuse me i have a date to plan

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seconded

seconded so hard

Hm. Since what is actually doing her thought processing is not, in fact, brain matter but a computer, does this mean that we can now refer to tumblr user sugary-empress as ‘it’? As computers do not have a gender as far as I know.

I hereby move that we refer to it as it from here on after.

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[[ADORABLE PRECIOUS BABIES]]

-- gravitatingGunner [GG] began pestering timelineGrievance [TG] at 20:10 --

[08:10] GG: you gonna be okay dave?

[08:10] TG: im fine jade

[08:11] TG: jade im fine

[08:11] GG: dave...

[08:11] GG: i'm allowed to worry about you ok?

[08:11] TG: ...

[08:11] TG: i know

[08:12] TG: sorry for snapping like that its just

[08:12] TG: its a touchy subject

[08:12] TG: as im sure you saw the post

[08:12] GG: i know

[08:12] GG: i did

[08:12] GG: he's a dipshit

[08:12] GG: :/

[08:13] TG: how can people sit there and willingly defend something like that

[08:14] GG: i don't know. it's wrong

[08:14] TG: oh motherFUCKER he did not just say that to me

[08:14] GG: dave

[08:14] GG: what just happened

[08:14] TG: "those wwho ivve spotted bein in her control seem to be thoes wwho deservved to be in such a predicament"

[08:14] TG: fucking REALLY

[08:14] GG: ....

[08:14] GG: oh let me at him

[08:14] TG: Fucking. REALLY

[08:14] GG: after the hell we went through?!

[08:14] GG: please let rose shatter him

[08:14] GG: or let me pop him into a horrorterror dimension

[08:15] GG: something

[08:15] TG: After what she put me through. After what it did to Bro, Rose, and mom... After I hadn't even MET the bitch until she decided to control me.

[08:15] TG: You're really going to sit there and tell me that I DESERVED IT

[08:15] GG: you didn't.

[08:15] GG: he's a dick.

[08:15] GG: and he's dumb as bricks.

[08:15] GG: hell, i think bricks are smarter :/

[08:16] TG: I need to congratulate him

[08:16] TG: He's gotten me to actually shed tears.

[08:17] TG: Tears of rage and frustration.

[08:17] TG: But tears nonetheless

[08:17] GG: dave...

[08:17] GG: okay now i'm really worried.

[08:18] TG: I am beyond furious right now. If it weren't for the fact thta he is in another timeline there is very little I wouldn't do to go over there and force him into the same damn situation to see how he likes it

[08:18] TG: Ask him after I'm done if it was okay

[08:18] TG: Tell him that he deserved it

[08:19] GG: dave...

[08:19] GG: calm down.

[08:19] TG: No! Don't you fucking tell me to calm down!

[08:19] GG: DAVE

[08:19] GG: STRIDER

[08:19] GG: I didn't mean like that

[08:19] GG: and you know it

[08:20] GG: i mean he's just a piss-breathing little shitwad who is full of it! He doesn't know what he's talking about.

[08:20] TG: You hae no idea what she's done! What she's STILL doing! You weren't THERE Jade! I will NOT sit here and let him tell me this BULLSHIT.

[08:20] GG: I may not have been there but i can still understand dave.

[08:20] TG: Even after I was free I still had to be CIVIL with her. I had to talk to her like a normal person who doesn't know what she's capable of. All for the sake of someone who just ended up disappearing.

[08:21] TG: No, Jade...

[08:21] TG: You really don't.

[08:21] GG: Dave.

[08:21] -- gravitatingGunner [GG] hugs tightly --

[08:21] GG: Please...I'm just trying to help...

[08:22] TG: ..... I know.

[08:22] TG: Just... give me a few minutes. I'll be fine again.

[08:22] TG: You know me. I'm always fine.

[08:22] GG: i know

[08:22] GG: but i'm still allowed to worry

[08:22] GG: and i always will try to help. you can't always be the strong one, strider.

[08:23] TG: watch me. I'm the Knight. It's my job.

[08:24] GG: yeah, well.

[08:24] GG: watch me fuck up this fairy tale and have the witch protect the knight.

[08:24] TG: im fine harley

[08:25] -- gravitatingGunner [GG] sighs heavily --

[08:25] GG: you're not gonna give me anything but that are you

[08:28] TG: what else do you expect

[08:28] GG: it's not what i expect but what i wish would happen

[08:33] GG: hey strider

[08:33] GG: question

[08:33] TG: hm

[08:34] GG: would you believe me if i told you i liked you

[08:35] TG: do you want the truth or do you want my egotistical asshole answer

[08:35] GG: yes

[08:35] GG: how about both so i know if i have to smack you. : )

[08:36] TG: well the egotistical asshole answer is well duh who doesnt like me

[08:36] TG: im the shit

[08:36] GG: oh yes mr. strider, make me swoon

[08:36] TG: naturally

[08:39] TG: do you still waht the truth while im willing to give it to you

[08:39] GG: yes.

[08:39] TG: the honest answer is no, because i honestly dont feel like i deserve you

[08:40] TG: i failed all of you more than once

[08:40] GG: want me to be honest with you strider?

[08:40] TG: since it seems to be honesty hour why not

[08:43] GG: well, dave... I have a huge crush on you. I've liked you for a long time, and honestly, it's about damn time i said something. I've always felt like I wasn't worth your time....

[08:44] TG: jade you do realize that you are worth basically everything to me right

[08:44] GG: dave...you've been everything to me for a long time, and i'm just always scared you'll say no, so i never said anything.

[08:45] TG: what would ever make you think id say no

[08:46] GG: i don't know...

[08:46] GG: the fact that i don't really think i'm on the same level with you...that you've saved me more times than i can count...

[08:47] TG: so i kept your head above water when it looked like you were drowning. its not that big of a deal

[08:47] TG: but miss harley if you think for an instant that you are not of=n my level let me tell you

[08:47] TG: your right

[08:47] TG: you are so far above me its ridiculous

[08:47] GG: dave no.

[08:48] TG: jade yes

[08:49] GG: you're the one who's always been so much greater than me. you're like a bright star, and i'm just one of the smaller pinpricks of light. dave strider, i've liked you more than i have words for....for like....a long time

[08:51] TG: Jade listen to me. I am honestly not that great of a person. Even when I'm pretending to be the guy you all met when you first pestered me. I'm a coward and a liar. I'm a failure at everything I try and pretty much everyone I've spoken to knows it.

[08:51] TG: I'm not this great and wonderful man you seem to think I am.

[08:51] GG: Guess what.

[08:52] GG: I don't care what you seem to think about yourself. We all went through hell. I TURNED on you guys. I damn near hurt you all, and I...

[08:53] TG: Jade none of that was your fault.

[08:53] TG: You know that

[08:53] GG: It still hurts.

[08:53] GG: Dave...

[08:53] GG: I adore you.

[08:53] GG: and I want you to do me a favor...

[08:53] GG: go on a date with me, dave strider.

[08:54] TG: You'd be the one doing me a favor, Jade. Pick a time and place.

[08:55] GG: Find somewhere here in Virginia, Dave. 3pm

[08:55] TG: ill see about getting a reservation at some fancy-ass restaraunt

[08:55] TG: isnt that the kind of thing normal people do on first dates

[09:01] GG: better not be too fancy!

[09:01] GG: i don't have anything to wear to something like that...

[09:01] TG: what you got rid of your 3am dress

[09:02] GG: ...i don't wear that dress any more...

[09:03] TG: alright im not gonna pressure you

[09:03] GG: i'll find something to wear,

[09:03] GG: maybe i'll ask rose

[09:03] TG: shed love to make you something im sure

[09:05] GG: so....does this mean we're a thing or...?

[09:06] TG: well i would love for it to mean that but i am also a biased source

[09:06] TG: so i leave the choice to you

[09:06] GG: well, i definitely want it to mean we're a thing

[09:06] GG: cuz...

[09:06] GG: i may have liked you for.....a long time

[09:07] TG: likewise jade

[09:07] GG: so you and i are dating then...?

[09:08] TG: i suppose so ;)

[09:08] GG: cool :)

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i may or may not be feeling better

thanks harley

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hell yeah lets throw a motherfucking party up in this grab the balloons and the cheap ass plasticwear this is gonna be huge

well if being lame keeps you way away from me and my family then i am 100% okay with being lame as hell

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well if being lame keeps you way away from me and my family then i am 100% okay with being lame as hell

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Well since none of those paragraphs deal specifically with me save for the first and last, perhaps you should go back and give them a read.

And I feel the need to point out that you only responded to one of the several paragraphs that I typed out.

I will admit that I was assuming things, and that I shouldn’t have been. But I also realize that you only answered the part that I happened to be wrong about.

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and you wonder why people dont like you

that might be because were not actually people to you you demented psycho hag