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From Tor.com, an essay. By Maya Gittelman.

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lmao

hi niel. i have a very important question:

if you were being attacked by an infinite number of chickens, how many do you think you could kill before the chickens overcame you?

Couldn't I just climb a tree? Or get in a car and drive away? I bet I could finish out my lifetime before the chickens caught up with me.

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感谢你的整理，🐴了

Michael Sheen’s queer characters

Gallowglass (1993) - Joe who has an unhealthy obsessive relationship with his savior

Wilde (1997) - Robbie Ross, Oscar Wilde’s lover

Bright Young Things (2003) - Miles Maitland, a perfect example of a gay man in the 30s

Kenneth Williams: Fantabulosa! (2006) - Kenneth Williams, a real person and a comedy actor with “barely consummated homosexual dalliances”

Ancient Rome: The Rise and Fall of an Empire (2006) - emperor Nero, this is ancient Rome and that says it all

7 Days in Hell (2015) - Caspian Wint, a talk show host who thirsted a young tennis player

Nocturnal Animals (2016) - Carlos, a gay man who married a woman

Good Omens (2019) - Aziraphale, an angel who is (mutually) in love with the demon Crowley

P.S. I’m also not quite sure about Castor from Tron: Legacy (2010), but he was a computer program, so… who knows.

All these gifs were created by me, please don’t steal/repost them.

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尼尔•盖曼：你在乎吗？你不在乎。

Hello Mr. Gaiman!

I wonder don't people think it's weird that Aziraphale wears the same outfit for decades? I mean, it's not like he's wearing a uniform that he could tell is from his bookstore or he's wearing some sort of black suit that the change might go unnoticed.

Thanks for everything!!

I've been wearing the same outfit since 1987, and I don't think anyone has noticed yet.

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lmao！

neil gaiman is this true???

It is true. The yellow-skinned four-fingered version of me from The Simpsons claims not to be able to read.

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这是神圣的

“I think I understand a whole lot better than you do”

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好！好！交！流！请！

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absolutely！

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

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我草这个技术力，太夸张了

"🤨"

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yea

Still stuck on how Aziraphale ate that meat like he was starving. Like he’d been starved for millennia, and he hadn’t even known it, because he’d never once been fed. But we know they don’t have to eat (nor sleep, etc.), so what he’d been starved for is pleasure. Being present in his body, feeling the joys and longings it could feel. Understanding what taste buds were made for. He hadn’t known; he’d never learned to miss it.

Now imagine what a kiss has done to him.

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尼尔盖曼暴露了他才是真正的上帝😨

dear neil,

i just finished good omens season 2. i have one question: why.

I'm happy to answer. Come back when you can make a whale, and we'll talk.

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Angel to David TENANT: I’ll cover you.

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哈哈，非常幽默

hello, i hope you’re well!

do you think that the studios’s refusals to acknowledge the sag-aftra and wga strikes will lead to protests in the french way?

You mean with tongues?

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i agree. they deserve a 永恒、圆满的 ending. 现实如此难以圆满、充满遗憾，我希望故事可以补全缺月，让人世少一段离别。

The ONLY ending I don’t want for Good Omens is Aziraphale and Crowley becoming human. I’ve seen the whole “Immortals become human” thing done before, and it always feels unsatisfying to me. After everything they’ve been through, they deserve more than a small handful of years of peace and happiness. Crowley deserves to be able to see his nebula grow to full maturity.

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awwww its so cute

I hope they give aziraphale purple eyes next season (as though it’s a supreme archangel thing) but I also hope crowley hisses in disgust when he sees them and goes “wait…are you wearing contacts??? to look cool at your new job??? loser” and then reaches out and physically takes the contacts out of aziraphale’s eyes

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Satan: *shoves a bag of souls to Almighty* you were right, you were right, I was wrong, you were right.

Almighty: Obviously, as always. What is it this time?

Satan: an angel and a demon really did end up in love, admitted it before themselves, each other and before archangels and demons. They refused to take any side and proclaimed they treasure each other more, than they did Heaven and Hell. They are on a honeymoon now.

Almighty: oh thank Me, Aziraphale and Crowley finally did it.

Satan: what? No, I was talking about Gabriel and Beelzebub.

Almighty:

Almighty, who didn't look at Earth since Armagedidn't: what the fuck

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wow

GO S1 : Anthony "Act Of Service" Crowley

GO S2 : Aziraphale "Physical Touch" Fell

(Really Crowley was practically Aziraphale's fidget toy in this season. That angel is HANDSY)