shayminlucario07
shayminlucario07
Oscar the Mildly Annoying Optimist
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Hello and welcome to my trash | How the FUCK am I the same age as Olivia Rodrigo | Pronouns are just strings of letters call me whatever you want | Lame Bisexual | Aspiring emo
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shayminlucario07 · 2 hours ago
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i understand why folks turn off reblogs on a post but part of me always feels so betrayed by unrebloggable posts on my dash. like oh okay shops closed? just when i get to the door
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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This is asking only about skin color, not culture or other factors.
We ask your questions anonymously so you don��t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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Saw a comment that said, "Proshippers are incest propagandists," and I'm sorry, but that's such an obviously false but admittedly awesome fucking description.
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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Sad they slut down club pangolin :/ we used to fuck that icebert to pieces
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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"Miles 'Tails' Prower. Proficient in engineering, flight, and combat. Treat as an A-Rank level threat."
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Add this to the list of shit posts I made thanks to a comment @multiisketch made.
Also inspired by that one amazing post by @rooniearts
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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The opposite side of this is when I, as a 6' high school boy, walked into my school's teacher lounge once day and literally no one even batted an eye. Like they all looked at me when I came in and just didn't care.
My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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"I asked chat gpt" well I asked a moldy old skull and he told me to beat you over the head with that laptop
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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Hey, if you get an ask that's like "hey what do you think about The Issues?"
That's bait. they're trying to get you to say something they can put in a callout.
And if you get an ask that says "how can you put up with $OTHERPERSON and their $MANYTHOUGHTCRIMES?"
That's trying to spread shit about the other person! Don't reply to that, even if your only reply is "go stick your head in a pig". They're trying to get "$OTHERPERSON did $MANYTHOUGHTCRIMES" on your blog so that your followers will see it.
Just ignore (and probably block) them.
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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sometimes i see a really good post with only a couple notes and i can't reblog it because the OP has me blocked. and i'm like oh. you think you're too good for me? i would've made you a star. i could've dragged you to greatness by the scruff of your neck without even breaking a sweat. and yet you spurn me before you even let me try. now you will never know what could have been. very well then. you will die in obscurity. get out of my sight
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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me when it’s dark and miserable pouring thundering rain outside
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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"if you are over 30 on Tumblr the mental illness won" "the aging fanbase of Tumblr" motherfucker if you are over 30 and have been here the entire time it means the mental illness didn't win we are still alive WE MADE IT
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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for a short period of time my daughter hated jerma and would complain whenever she walked into the room to find him on the tv, but now she is five and a half years old and she loves him, "because he says 'what the fuck'".
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shayminlucario07 · 4 hours ago
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u know I really think a tumblr rule of thumb should be 'don't say anything in a reblog you wouldn't say directly to the OP of the post' bcos like. by and large whatever you say in your reblog you are, in fact, saying directly to the OP.
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shayminlucario07 · 8 hours ago
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I think it's interesting how once you're marked as Bad Person™ you're absolutely open season to sexually harass. Like any time anyone, but especially a trans woman, is decided to be unfavorable to some group of people, they instantly sexually harass them and when it's pointed out they act like you're crazy for thinking sexual harassment is bad. Happened to predstrogen, it's happening to Patricia Taxxon, happens to like every trans woman.
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shayminlucario07 · 8 hours ago
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Jane Eyre but the mad-wife-locked-in-the-attic is a vampire. you agree
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shayminlucario07 · 8 hours ago
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shayminlucario07 · 8 hours ago
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man seeing artists go "if you noticed these mistakes no you didnt" or being like "ignore the mistakes" I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR MISTAKES LOOK LIKE!! THIS IS JUST ART TO ME!! I HAVE NO IDEA
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