Call me Dusty! 20 any/all A writer sometimes and memer the rest 💙 ask me about my [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] I have alot of birthdays
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cilantro would be a beautiful name for an devious and evil baby
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT MOUSE. FOR ONE MOMENT. FOR A SECOND. COME BQCK WHERE ARE YOU GOING
@/gimmie20dollas got them the exact way theyve existed in my brain. This is world ending.
#happy mouse wednesday#MOUSE FACT!#mouse is extra weak to fire and bless skills#much like mouses in real life
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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost
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Jean havoc could light me up and smoke me like one of his cigarettes 😋😋😋😋
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Jean havoc could light me up and smoke me like one of his cigarettes 😋😋😋😋
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Hi Instagram user perish.and.decay here! I saw you said it was sad that I’m not mutuals with you in an old post, what is your account name? Also I’m sorry if this is weird, it’s late for me and I’m too silly rn
I ABSOLUTELY FORGOT THAT I POSTED THAT. OH MY GOD. im down to be insta mutuals but i haven't posted on there yet, so it would just be for the gotcha achievement
THAT BEING SAID? i'll mutual anyone. ill mutual your mom. ill mutual your dad. the fact that the follower count is visible makes me insecure of my 9 entire insta mutuals. but i'd kill for them. ill follow anyone. my pfp is the jack frost on the train
https://www.instagram.com/shayminsh
#ITS NOT WEIRD!!#i had totally forgotten. i was super shocked when my mutual told me they saw grilled cheese post on insta. it felt like i made it big#dialogue a la dusty#friends and enemies#+1 mutual got!
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MAMMON? FROM OBEY ME? WOAH
it's just a wip but this us what I've been working on!
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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb
The perilously pointy pyramid:

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch
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so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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