shayminsh
shayminsh
the world hasnt even started yet
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Call me Dusty! 20 any/all A writer sometimes and memer the rest 💙 ask me about my [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] I have alot of birthdays
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shayminsh · 6 hours ago
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cilantro would be a beautiful name for an devious and evil baby
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shayminsh · 1 day ago
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT MOUSE. FOR ONE MOMENT. FOR A SECOND. COME BQCK WHERE ARE YOU GOING
@/gimmie20dollas got them the exact way theyve existed in my brain. This is world ending.
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shayminsh · 2 days ago
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Put me back in the water right now or ill die
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shayminsh · 2 days ago
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IM GONNA CRY
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shayminsh · 3 days ago
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I dueled a wasp with my katana for 45 minutes and i lost
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shayminsh · 3 days ago
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you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000
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shayminsh · 5 days ago
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help me they are putting my cats in situations
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shayminsh · 5 days ago
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Jean havoc could light me up and smoke me like one of his cigarettes 😋😋😋😋
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shayminsh · 5 days ago
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Jean havoc could light me up and smoke me like one of his cigarettes 😋😋😋😋
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shayminsh · 5 days ago
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Hi Instagram user perish.and.decay here! I saw you said it was sad that I’m not mutuals with you in an old post, what is your account name? Also I’m sorry if this is weird, it’s late for me and I’m too silly rn
I ABSOLUTELY FORGOT THAT I POSTED THAT. OH MY GOD. im down to be insta mutuals but i haven't posted on there yet, so it would just be for the gotcha achievement
THAT BEING SAID? i'll mutual anyone. ill mutual your mom. ill mutual your dad. the fact that the follower count is visible makes me insecure of my 9 entire insta mutuals. but i'd kill for them. ill follow anyone. my pfp is the jack frost on the train
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https://www.instagram.com/shayminsh
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shayminsh · 5 days ago
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MAMMON? FROM OBEY ME? WOAH
it's just a wip but this us what I've been working on!
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shayminsh · 6 days ago
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shayminsh · 6 days ago
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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb
The perilously pointy pyramid:
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shayminsh · 6 days ago
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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from
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shayminsh · 7 days ago
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I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch
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shayminsh · 8 days ago
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so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
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shayminsh · 8 days ago
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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?
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