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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

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things got a little heated in the gc today

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Pirate show but they wash dishes together

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Oh man I can't believe I forgot. You know that post that was like "tell me what clothes you've bought because of a character" or whatever. I searched for ages to find an adequate white cable knit sweater because of Ransom's in knives out.

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sometimes allegiances describe cats as pretty or beautiful.

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There are always chores that need to be done in a village, regardless of profession. One of which is morning duty.

Members of a village are rotated on morning patrols, where they scare off night creatures lingering in the fields, usually disorientated spiders and phantoms, or creepers trying to hunker down in the crops. More info below.

They also have the unpleasant job of cleaning up the smoldering remains of zombies and skeletons. It’s a crucial time for reporting any damage to houses, fences or golems, and any strange activity, such as missing livestock and crops. The culprits are usually benign: wild animals or misbehaving teenagers, but occasionally stranger things occur. Items and materials nonsensically relocated by Endermen, or even rarer, animals picked clean until they are merely a pile of bones and inedible parts.

This phenomenon is attributed to a vast array of folkloric monsters from village to village, but the real root are typically starving and injured players desperate enough to risk the ire of an iron golem. They need to consume large amounts of protein to regenerate severe wounds, and will enter a lethargic, trance-like state in order to conserve energy while they seek out food, impairing their judgement. They may otherwise attempt to eat inedible materials, like flour, dirt and hay, particularly if they have only spawned recently and are still in their infantile stage.

Villagers on patrol often wear brightly coloured clothing so they’re easy to spot in the fields.

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Skarmory -- toi8

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God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the "hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)" guy get proven right

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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go, my stupid king

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Antofagasta de la Sierra - a volcanic field in Argentina

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House drugged that coffee btw

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I've been in the warrior cats fandom for a couple of years and now I finally made fanart :3c

I started with ravenpaw because he's one of my favorites heh..… anyways these are a bit old now c':

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can't be like "idk how so many people got on board with this 'robot racism' thing when the point is that they're straight up engaging in their racist fantasies that they just redirected towards robots" because i'm not stupid but it's just so so so ugly. the joke is just "yeah this is how i'd treat people of color if i could but i feel like i can't get away with that anymore so here's my list of robot slurs based on actual racial slurs"