Yael, 21. INTJ. the funniest girl and ed blogger you will encounter 🤭 ps thats not me on my pfp you uncultured swine, its janis joplin
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I KNOW MOTTY STEINMETZ IS GAY BUT I CANT PROVE IT

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Next to the university in my city, there’s a big river that’s popular for swimming and therefore there are unimaginably many baddies here at the moment

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Forget non existing waists, I want my ankles to be missing 😭
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Rewatching TBBT after years and noticed that raj is literally my type asfffff. Super smart, openly emotional, slightly gay, worships the ground his partner walks on, afraid of women, rich, and brown hahaha
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Sorry Marina I didn’t let the loser on read and I let him in my bed as well
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In life (having to poop before a meeting) you either die a hero (hold it in and break out in cold sweat) or you live long enough to watch yourself become a villain (go poop and risk being late)
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I finally jumped on the Sabrina carpenter hype train or whatever
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Quick question why is the Calvin Klein ad ft bad bunny 127h long
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I want to be in my slut era now that hot girl summer is slowly approaching but tell me why men are so ugly and disgusting
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Ich will schw0nz sucken
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Going no contact after a fight after a really nice night with him (d!ck appointment lmao) is FUCKING painful bro
#he kissed my forehead when he thought I was sleeping#it has to be tho#im just hoping we can heal and then reconnect#he’s the love of my life but we need to improve ourselves first before we can be together#it will be fine
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That one TikTok audio of a count orlok impression „you must bounce on it, crrrrrrazyy styleee“ is stuck in my head so bad
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I WANT TO TO TRICKS AND FLIPS AND BOUNCE UPON IT SIR
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The only thing keeping me from a relapse after being almost one year clean of sh, is that I will have wounds and scars afterwards and i literally don’t want that on my body BECAUSE OF THOSE FUCKING DUMBASS PEOPLE
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Putting scar cream on my butt check because I had one pimple there and it decided to stay with me forever
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Im about to amputate my tonsils myself
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