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sheep getting in an elevator. idk man i made this account in 2010 ive made every other post already

[sheepfromthehip]

Well. I guess so, I have nothing better

I'm bringing Poppy with me

And sadly I'll be entirely sober because I've run out of all drugs.

Look what came in the mail!!

Titch Greenbrooke and Derek Wilson

On 16th August 2025

10 a.m. at Honschurch

Lunch is followed by reception

RSVP

[sheepfromthehip]

Beep boop I got your nose

No you don't

[sheepfromthehip]

@ Clint you asshole!

"The light keeps sheeps- shits- sheeps?" "The light keeps the sheeps shitting, it's true." "Yes. The sheeps shitting and the ships afloat."

- Sam Russell and AJ, The Lighthouse

submitted by @cerealistlover

[sheepfromthehip]

Oh for fucks sake... I'm going to sleep with a pan under my pillow- wait. I don't sleep with a pillow.

> I think for a long moment.

I'll just keep a hammer next to me when I sleep. hammers always work.

Oh, hey, nice braids! Looks like you’ve got a visit from our local deity

Well, I'd like this deity to stop. Poppy won't stop calling me cute

[sheepfromthehip]

Have you seen my son? Peter Steven, he's missing.

- @milk-from-the-hip (David)

Nope, I haven't

[sheepfromthehip]

I don't want to be

I'm not cute, that's it, there's no deeper meaning

Oh, hey, nice braids! Looks like you’ve got a visit from our local deity

Well, I'd like this deity to stop. Poppy won't stop calling me cute

[sheepfromthehip]

I'm just not cute

Poppy is cute-

> I point to the small house beside the farm.

-I'm not

Oh, hey, nice braids! Looks like you’ve got a visit from our local deity

Well, I'd like this deity to stop. Poppy won't stop calling me cute

[sheepfromthehip]

> I take a few seconds to take in the unusual sight.

I guess she's not but.. I don't like being cute. What are you?

> my gaze darts between your large ears, your floating paws, your strange eyes, your carefully braided hair, and your many tails.

Oh, hey, nice braids! Looks like you’ve got a visit from our local deity

Well, I'd like this deity to stop. Poppy won't stop calling me cute

[sheepfromthehip]

> I smack away the paws with my front hooves

YOU!

Oh, hey, nice braids! Looks like you’ve got a visit from our local deity

Well, I'd like this deity to stop. Poppy won't stop calling me cute

[sheepfromthehip]

Remember to go to sleep so you can wale up refreshed every morning and not have to do coke.

- 👕

Nah I like doing coke

[sheepfromthehip]

What have you been helping Poppy with?

Mostly just making sure the sheep don't escape or be any sort of trouble

She can't speak sheepish so I help with that

Today, though, I had to fight another sheep because he wanted to escape and refused to listen

Obviously, I won

[sheepfromthehip]

.......

[Even for her dont push yourself yk]

-S. Anon

Obviously. I'm getting enough rest, you don't need to worry, Poppy will never let me overwork myself

[sheepfromthehip]

Oh, hey, nice braids! Looks like you’ve got a visit from our local deity

Well, I'd like this deity to stop. Poppy won't stop calling me cute

[sheepfromthehip]

...

[How are you]

-S. Anon

Tired, mostly, I've been helping Poppy for the past few hours

[sheepfromthehip]

[Mario the sheep wales up with two more braids, and these ones have some silver accessories in them, reflecting nicely against the colorful wool.]

-🦊

Poppy! Have you been braiding my wool while I sleep?

Hm? No, I haven't! You sleep when I sleep, when would I do that? It looks good on you, though.

[sheepfromthehip]

What’s your favourite song to play Mario?