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@kerfuffle-truffle @le-catman

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Terracotta toys

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The Night Reigners™️

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mom said it's MY turn with undertale spamtenna!!!!!! i've seen so many good takes on this and wanted to maybe draw mine as well

i have sooo many thoughts about this au actually so expect more bs from me okay thanks

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Did a school visit today and asked a group of 8th graders if they could define the term "contemporary art" for me [for context, I work at a contemporary art museum], and one of them said "Is it art that's made with contempt?"

And unfortunately that's the funniest thing a student has ever said to me in 10 years of teaching

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saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

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THIS MADNESS WAR IS FUCKED, MAN. I JUST SAW A GUY CLAP HIS HANDS AND SAY "THE INESCAPABLE EYE" OR SOME SIMILAR SHIT. AND EVERYONE BURNED TO A MADDENED CRISP FROM THE INSIDE OUT AND PLUCKED OUT THEIR EYES. THE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN PAN OVER, THAT'S HOW COMMON SHIT LIKE THIS IS. MY ASS IS CASTING FAMILIAL RANCOR AND ENDURE. I THINK I JUST HEARD "INVISIBLE URUMI SPECTRE" TWO GROUPS OVER. I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

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Nightreign is such a fascinating game to me because, for all intents and purposes, it Should Not Work (and believe me, sometimes it DOES NOT), yet, somehow, by some eldritch machination I cannot feasibly understand, the hodgepodge of fortnite-time-trial, deeply shallow roguelike akin to a randomizer and ff14 raid level end bosses all functions in a way that makes me question the sanity of the developers who worked on it. What is wrong with you.

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Call me whatever names you wish, but I think this is a much better (and healthier) attitude than “anyone under 18 should never be allowed to see any sexual imagery ever”

(For reference: this was at the Tom of Finland exhibition, containing actual, queer, kinky af pornography. There were definitely some young people there, perhaps in their late teens. There was even a parent with their baby who was probably too young to understand anything at all. And guess what, all those people are probably going to be fine.)

[ID: a sign saying “Please note: there is no age limit, but the exhibition is not recommended for children due to the explicit sexual imagery it contains. Parental or guardian discretion is advised.”]

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everyone asking who the Knight is and forget to ask how the knight is

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fanart of this dess design

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hey man do you need something

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Do you guys ever think about how Boromir, Captain of Gondor, comes to Rivendell hoping to receive guidance on his and Faramir’s weird dream and to explain the plight of his people as they throw man after man at Sauron, and then:

1. The previously unknown heir to the throne of his country is at the council Boromir is speaking at, like the world’s smallest and most confusing surprise party.

2. And when Boromir does not immediately take to that heir, a hobbit stands up and yells a poem at him?

And everyone else kind of looks at Boromir like “you’re the problem here, buddy”???

Man must have been BAFFLED.

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This isn’t about anything.

This isn’t about anything.

This isn’t about anything.