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shellbert · 11 days ago
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in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 
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shellbert · 14 days ago
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oh ya I downloaded xiaohongshu/rednote please enjoy some of the fresh chinese memes I've collected from our international sisters
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shellbert · 17 days ago
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FINALLY got around to dumping Spotify after their CEO continued to prove he's a fresh turd. (As if being a billionaire, not paying musicians, shoving AI garbage at us, and having an atrocious carbon footprint wasn't bad enough, he's now the chair of a AI-based weapons manufacturing company.)
I used TuneMyMusic ($24 annual fee you can cancel immediately, effectively paying only once) to transfer almost every single song from our Spotify account to Tidal. Tidal already has much better sound quality and they pay their artists much better. It migrated over 99% of our music, too, so there wasn't a huge loss.
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shellbert · 22 days ago
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for anyone in the UK, needing to access discord and unable or unwilling to provide an ID:
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shellbert · 1 month ago
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this might sound stupid but I can’t help but believe that the new wave of “birth control is actually horrible for your body, you need to get off it immediately” misinformation from influencers and the ‘natural cycle tracking’ apps suddenly being advertised is a sneaky underhanded way of causing more unplanned pregnancies that people now cannot abort. now is possibly the worst time ever to turn towards ‘natural family planning’
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shellbert · 2 months ago
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I'm doing Artfight again this year!!! Come and get me losers. >:)
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shellbert · 3 months ago
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that man wont be a twink by the time im done with him
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shellbert · 3 months ago
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Listen I know he didn’t know but this was all I could think about that episode
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shellbert · 3 months ago
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shellbert · 3 months ago
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shellbert · 4 months ago
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do you like cole and geo and, what about non binary bison
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I love them a LOT, but I dunno who the non binary bison is.
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shellbert · 4 months ago
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I got possessed when I saw this LMAO.
Credit to @maskedsugar for the meme!
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shellbert · 4 months ago
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It's live. 50 USD, or 60 for some Deluxe Edition.
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shellbert · 5 months ago
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shellbert · 5 months ago
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shellbert · 5 months ago
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𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔰 𝔦𝔫, 𝔱𝔬 𝔟𝔦𝔱𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔥𝔬𝔩𝔢.
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shellbert · 5 months ago
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