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shellfishbastard · 1 month ago

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Damn he’s hot

Some Melizabeth shit i did at 3am bc why not also sorry for not posting in a while i draw slow

#nanatsu no taizai #seven deadly sins #4kota #melizabeth #fanart #elizabeth liones #mokushiroku no yonkishi #fanfiction #nnt #artists on tumblr #bggd #shit post #shrimp

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shellfishbastard · 2 months ago

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I’m just slippery

*throws a brick at you and misses*

Hey can you stay still? *throws a brick at you and misses* Jesus Christ.. *throws a brick at you and misses* *throws a brick at you and misses*

#shellfish #arbys #shrimp #arby’s

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shellfishbastard · 2 months ago

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#shellfish #arbys #shrimp #arby’s #trans rights #all rights are human rights #except #pigs #all cops are bastards

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shellfishbastard · 2 months ago

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Pretzel crust pizza just hits different like my friend when I make a dumb joke

#shellfish #arbys #shrimp #arby’s #pizza #pretzel crust #little Caesar’s

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shellfishbastard · 2 months ago

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I swear to all that is horny these words hit me like a truck before I saw the image

What ive had up my ass for the past 15 min. Doomed yuri shit ig 🤷🏻‍♀️

#artists on tumblr #shellfish #arbys

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shellfishbastard · 2 months ago

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Barney is a Horseshoe crab from our imagination

And he’s marked a terrorist by the United Nations

Barney's Guns are big and small

They come from lots of places

After school they meet to play

And shoot those happy faces

Barney shows us lots of things

Like how to make some shine

Or how to run and hide

And how the world has ended

Barney comes to play with us

Whenever we may need him

Barney can be your friend too

If you just make-believe him!

#shellfish #shrimp #arbys #arby’s #parody song #barney the dinosaur

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shellfishbastard · 2 months ago

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hear me out…

being pegged would fix him

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shellfishbastard · 2 months ago

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Barnacles shrimp lobster crabs

Crustaceans up your ass

#shellfish #shrimp #arbys #arby’s #shit post #barnacles #lobster #crab #crustacean

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shellfishbastard · 3 months ago

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A piece I’ve tilted

Risen Screams

#shellfish #shrimp #arbys #arby’s #sea monster #art #my art #creature art #traditional drawing #traditional art #just a pencil and paper

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shellfishbastard · 3 months ago

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A piece I’ve titled

Holy light of the sea

#shellfish #shrimp #arbys #arby’s #art #creature art #my art #sea monster #lamp

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shellfishbastard · 3 months ago

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Something my friend drew

#shellfish #shrimp #arbys #arby’s #anime dnd #creature art #pokémon art #fakemon

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shellfishbastard · 3 months ago

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A piece I’ve titled

Slug of death

There’s some social commentary somewhere I’m sure of it but when I draw i don’t think

#shellfish #shrimp #arbys #arby’s #slug #my art #art #traditional art #slug of death #death slug #weird art

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shellfishbastard · 3 months ago

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Thought these where the same post for a sec

Another amazing indie show!!!

Just watched the Gaslight District pilot

We got a banger right here my fellow artists!!!

#gaslight district #indie animation #glitch productions #the gaslight district #indie show #shellfish #shrimp #arbys #arby’s #anamolocaris

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shellfishbastard · 3 months ago

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shellfishbastard · 3 months ago

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Country roach (country roads parody)

Almost Kevin, Roach Virginia

Blue Ridge Nissan, Shenandoah River

Life is old there, older than the trees

Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze

Country Roach, take me home

To the place I don’t belong

Roach Virginia, Dumpster mama

Take me home, country roach

All my memories gather 'round her

Garbage lady, stranger to blue water

Dark and dusty, painted on the sky

Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye

Country Roach, take me home

To the place I don’t belong

Roach Virginia, Dumpster mama

Take me home, country roach

I hear her noise in the mornin' hour, she calls me

The radio reminds me of my home far away

Drivin' down the roach, I get a feelin'

That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday

Country Roach, take me home

To the place I don’t belong

Roach Virginia, Dumpster mama

Take me home, country roach

Country roach , take me home

To the place I don’t belong

Roach Virginia, Dumpster mama

Take me home, country roach

Take me home, (down) country roach

#shellfish #shrimp #arbys #arby’s #parody song #parody #country #country roach #country roads #cii ok ckr #cockroach #breaking and entering #and now to tod with the weather

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shellfishbastard · 3 months ago

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Shrimp By: Dr. Jonathan P. Green From: The Science of Zoology 1966

#shrimp #crustacean #arthropod #invertebrate #1966 #1960s #jonathan p. green #the science of zoology (1966)#shellfish #arbys

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shellfishbastard · 3 months ago

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Don’t be forced to boycott something you like even if the people who make money of of it suck

Because our money won’t save them so why bother removing it when you could just remove them

People who preach about boycotting anything to do with awful people need to grow a pair and take care of the awful people

#shellfish #shrimp #arbys #arby’s #boycott #assassination

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