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Dionysus ref sheet for artfight 🍇

Then I realized I gave him a new ref sheet on the same day I redesigned him last year

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silly seals from outer space

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Presidential Candidate List

@sappho-offical - Gay Party, Let's Make the Whole Verse Our Island

@official--eve - Gay Party, There's More Than Two of Us

@homosexuality-offical - Gay Party

@red-solo-cup-offical

@evil-bread-offical - Party of the Rotting Gods

@dante-offical

@leviathan-offical

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical

@grim-reaper-offical

@hades-offical

@genderanarchist-offical - Eastern Tuvaluvian Anarchist Party

@offical-skittering-creature - Party of the Rotting Gods

@satan-offical

Candidates, start your engines!

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I love it when my vocabulary spreads like a disease. Sharing a lexicon with friends is normal, it’s expected. I’m getting my coworkers to say things like “cutiepie” and one time I overheard one of my middle aged managers who is usually very monotone in the way he speaks say “yaaaaaay” in the exact tone that I do.

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Okay guys I need your help, so when I was little there was this cartoon movie about a kangaroo and his friend got kidnapped by crocodile hunters (the friend was either an alligator or a crocodile) but the crocodile hunter had a tv show and he broke into their house while gator guy was eating popcorn and the kangaroo saw the show and him and his buddies went to rescue the crocodile friend, the kangaroo was wearing a hat that looked like a cross between a cowboy hat and one of those hats that every Australian stereotype wears I can vividly remember one of them saying “hey that’s my trash” and I know the movie was rated G and I would’ve watched it around 2012, I never saw the end of it but me and my friend both saw the beginning of it and couldn’t find it online, do any of you know what movie I’m talking about I’ve been trying to find it for years?

It was not kangaroo jack, I’ve seen that before

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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

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Candy apple baby pics when?

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”sideblog mutuals” is one of the weirdest relationships you can have with someone on here i think. yeah we’re sort of mutuals but only when we’re both wearing funny hats and doing little voices talking about our shows. like what are we

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smilk's adopted kids minions

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Computer game where you're building a tower level by level and the closer you get to heaven the harder it becomes to fight off God.

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THE WAY THIS CHARACTER IS RUINING MY LIFE AND THEY’RE NOT EVEN REAL. I MADE THEM UP. THEY LIVE IN MY BRAIN AND PAY NO RENT

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When will people understand that saying all men are evil oppressors is literally radfem and TERF shit!!!!!!!!!!

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?