sheriffofthelore

[sheriffofthelore]

Yeah, sounds good. What are you looking to trade?

False went through the Nether portal, her wings were about to break so she figured it was time to use the nether more often, at least then she wouldn’t crash anywhere.

Chuckling about that, she walked about. The land gave a familiar feeling, like Mezelean. But this place felt more desert than the lush greenery the empire often had

But right now, she was focused on finding a Tumble Town and it sheriff again, not and empire long gone. It wasn’t long till she spotted the Western town, the sheriff in plain sight

“Hello there Joel!” She shouted at the top, trying to get his attention

[Joel spins, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from, before finally spotting False in the distance.]

Oh. Hey. Uh... False, right?

[sheriffofthelore]

[He looks kind of embarrassed now] Ah, no, it does- a really good one- I was just... raised nontraditionally. It's a long story. Don't worry about it.

False went through the Nether portal, her wings were about to break so she figured it was time to use the nether more often, at least then she wouldn’t crash anywhere.

Chuckling about that, she walked about. The land gave a familiar feeling, like Mezelean. But this place felt more desert than the lush greenery the empire often had

But right now, she was focused on finding a Tumble Town and it sheriff again, not and empire long gone. It wasn’t long till she spotted the Western town, the sheriff in plain sight

“Hello there Joel!” She shouted at the top, trying to get his attention

[Joel spins, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from, before finally spotting False in the distance.]

Oh. Hey. Uh... False, right?

[sheriffofthelore]

Oh, you're absolutely welcome to drop in anytime. And no, I didn't know that. I don't know a lot about history, I never really went to proper school.

False went through the Nether portal, her wings were about to break so she figured it was time to use the nether more often, at least then she wouldn’t crash anywhere.

Chuckling about that, she walked about. The land gave a familiar feeling, like Mezelean. But this place felt more desert than the lush greenery the empire often had

But right now, she was focused on finding a Tumble Town and it sheriff again, not and empire long gone. It wasn’t long till she spotted the Western town, the sheriff in plain sight

“Hello there Joel!” She shouted at the top, trying to get his attention

[Joel spins, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from, before finally spotting False in the distance.]

Oh. Hey. Uh... False, right?

[sheriffofthelore]

Yeah, I don't see why not. We're not a super... traditional town? But every second Friday we all get together and have a party, with moonshine and food and line dancing and live music. It's... I guess that's our culture. Togetherness and alcohol. And, I guess, scorpions. [He laughs.] But... yeah. We do a lot of music around here too.

False went through the Nether portal, her wings were about to break so she figured it was time to use the nether more often, at least then she wouldn’t crash anywhere.

Chuckling about that, she walked about. The land gave a familiar feeling, like Mezelean. But this place felt more desert than the lush greenery the empire often had

But right now, she was focused on finding a Tumble Town and it sheriff again, not and empire long gone. It wasn’t long till she spotted the Western town, the sheriff in plain sight

“Hello there Joel!” She shouted at the top, trying to get his attention

[Joel spins, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from, before finally spotting False in the distance.]

Oh. Hey. Uh... False, right?

[sheriffofthelore]

I've been down to Chromia once or twice, and the Goblands, but no, otherwise, I just stick around here. Prefer to mind my business, you know?

False went through the Nether portal, her wings were about to break so she figured it was time to use the nether more often, at least then she wouldn’t crash anywhere.

Chuckling about that, she walked about. The land gave a familiar feeling, like Mezelean. But this place felt more desert than the lush greenery the empire often had

But right now, she was focused on finding a Tumble Town and it sheriff again, not and empire long gone. It wasn’t long till she spotted the Western town, the sheriff in plain sight

“Hello there Joel!” She shouted at the top, trying to get his attention

[Joel spins, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from, before finally spotting False in the distance.]

Oh. Hey. Uh... False, right?

[sheriffofthelore]

[He looks a little embarrassed] Well. That's kind of a long story. Don't worry too much about it. What's really important is that I've been Sheriff for nearly a decade now, and I'm the best damn Sheriff this town's ever seen.

False went through the Nether portal, her wings were about to break so she figured it was time to use the nether more often, at least then she wouldn’t crash anywhere.

Chuckling about that, she walked about. The land gave a familiar feeling, like Mezelean. But this place felt more desert than the lush greenery the empire often had

But right now, she was focused on finding a Tumble Town and it sheriff again, not and empire long gone. It wasn’t long till she spotted the Western town, the sheriff in plain sight

“Hello there Joel!” She shouted at the top, trying to get his attention

[Joel spins, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from, before finally spotting False in the distance.]

Oh. Hey. Uh... False, right?

[sheriffofthelore]

What do you mean? It's pretty simple as far as I'm concerned- I make the rules that need to be made, put up the signs and posters and rule books necessary, and then I enforce them.

False went through the Nether portal, her wings were about to break so she figured it was time to use the nether more often, at least then she wouldn’t crash anywhere.

Chuckling about that, she walked about. The land gave a familiar feeling, like Mezelean. But this place felt more desert than the lush greenery the empire often had

But right now, she was focused on finding a Tumble Town and it sheriff again, not and empire long gone. It wasn’t long till she spotted the Western town, the sheriff in plain sight

“Hello there Joel!” She shouted at the top, trying to get his attention

[Joel spins, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from, before finally spotting False in the distance.]

Oh. Hey. Uh... False, right?

[sheriffofthelore]

Yeah, no lit fireworks within fifty square feet of the gunpowder wagon, no flying directly over it. Anyone suspected of lighting it on purpose goes straight to jail, no questions asked.

False went through the Nether portal, her wings were about to break so she figured it was time to use the nether more often, at least then she wouldn’t crash anywhere.

Chuckling about that, she walked about. The land gave a familiar feeling, like Mezelean. But this place felt more desert than the lush greenery the empire often had

But right now, she was focused on finding a Tumble Town and it sheriff again, not and empire long gone. It wasn’t long till she spotted the Western town, the sheriff in plain sight

“Hello there Joel!” She shouted at the top, trying to get his attention

[Joel spins, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from, before finally spotting False in the distance.]

Oh. Hey. Uh... False, right?

[sheriffofthelore]

Uhh, yeah, that's the gunpowder wagon. Be careful, it's already gotten set of twice this year because of people forgetting to be careful with their fireworks. But, yeah, things are going pretty good. The jail's only got one person, and that was a pretty easy arrest... It's been laid back, I guess

False went through the Nether portal, her wings were about to break so she figured it was time to use the nether more often, at least then she wouldn’t crash anywhere.

Chuckling about that, she walked about. The land gave a familiar feeling, like Mezelean. But this place felt more desert than the lush greenery the empire often had

But right now, she was focused on finding a Tumble Town and it sheriff again, not and empire long gone. It wasn’t long till she spotted the Western town, the sheriff in plain sight

“Hello there Joel!” She shouted at the top, trying to get his attention

[Joel spins, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from, before finally spotting False in the distance.]

Oh. Hey. Uh... False, right?

[sheriffofthelore]

Oh, yeah, no worries, I haven't really left town much, so I haven't gotten the chance to drop by and say hi. So, hi.

False went through the Nether portal, her wings were about to break so she figured it was time to use the nether more often, at least then she wouldn’t crash anywhere.

Chuckling about that, she walked about. The land gave a familiar feeling, like Mezelean. But this place felt more desert than the lush greenery the empire often had

But right now, she was focused on finding a Tumble Town and it sheriff again, not and empire long gone. It wasn’t long till she spotted the Western town, the sheriff in plain sight

“Hello there Joel!” She shouted at the top, trying to get his attention

[Joel spins, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from, before finally spotting False in the distance.]

Oh. Hey. Uh... False, right?

[sheriffofthelore]

False went through the Nether portal, her wings were about to break so she figured it was time to use the nether more often, at least then she wouldn’t crash anywhere.

Chuckling about that, she walked about. The land gave a familiar feeling, like Mezelean. But this place felt more desert than the lush greenery the empire often had

But right now, she was focused on finding a Tumble Town and it sheriff again, not and empire long gone. It wasn’t long till she spotted the Western town, the sheriff in plain sight

“Hello there Joel!” She shouted at the top, trying to get his attention

[Joel spins, trying to figure out where the voice is coming from, before finally spotting False in the distance.]

Oh. Hey. Uh... False, right?

[sheriffofthelore]

Hey, look, it's none of my business. [He leads her into the jailhouse] You guys keep your drama away from me alright?

[there's a loud scratching noise coming from behind the storage building. upon closer inspection, @pearlthebard is attacking it with a piece of red sandstone, attempting to scratch a word into the back wall. it's not working very well.]

And what exactly are you doing back here, Miss Bard?

[sheriffofthelore]

Ohh is it- oh does this have something to do with Scott. Oh okay, yeah, I'll lock you up. Good luck man.

[there's a loud scratching noise coming from behind the storage building. upon closer inspection, @pearlthebard is attacking it with a piece of red sandstone, attempting to scratch a word into the back wall. it's not working very well.]

And what exactly are you doing back here, Miss Bard?

[sheriffofthelore]

Right... [He hesitates before latching the cuffs.] Come on, then...? I- okay, I'm not getting paid enough to enquire into your mental health, but I do think I need to know if you're in danger, because that could put me in danger... so?

[there's a loud scratching noise coming from behind the storage building. upon closer inspection, @pearlthebard is attacking it with a piece of red sandstone, attempting to scratch a word into the back wall. it's not working very well.]

And what exactly are you doing back here, Miss Bard?

[sheriffofthelore]

[He's VERY suspicious now.] You're not going to...? Um. Are you okay?

[there's a loud scratching noise coming from behind the storage building. upon closer inspection, @pearlthebard is attacking it with a piece of red sandstone, attempting to scratch a word into the back wall. it's not working very well.]

And what exactly are you doing back here, Miss Bard?

[sheriffofthelore]

Huh... [He squints at her before shrugging.] Cool. I guess... that's that then. [He holds out the handcuffs.] May I..?

[there's a loud scratching noise coming from behind the storage building. upon closer inspection, @pearlthebard is attacking it with a piece of red sandstone, attempting to scratch a word into the back wall. it's not working very well.]

And what exactly are you doing back here, Miss Bard?

[sheriffofthelore]

Uh huh, alright. Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you now. [He's eyeing her carefully, fully expected her to try to run away.]

[there's a loud scratching noise coming from behind the storage building. upon closer inspection, @pearlthebard is attacking it with a piece of red sandstone, attempting to scratch a word into the back wall. it's not working very well.]

And what exactly are you doing back here, Miss Bard?