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natsuki for the heart meme :/

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗💗

(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 💗💗💗💗💗💗  (hoping for a romantic relationship)

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Drop me a character name and I’ll reveal my muse’s heart...

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗 (how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 (wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗💗💗 (hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent 💗 Very low 💗💗 A little 💗💗💗 Hopeful 💗💗💗💗 High 💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

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The 'yes or no' game.

wonderfulmoonlight:

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

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Nerd³ Plays the Desperate Housewives Game - Sentence Meme

“It features more death than any episode of 24.”

“Fantastic, we’re Cher.”

“Casual pose…that’s quite sinister, actually.”

“Our name shall be….our parents didn’t love us.”

“Boom. I’m just saying…boom.”

“Get out! Get out while you still can!”

“Flute salad is when you really have an accident in the music room.”

“Coffee with the girls? I’m in!”

“Look at me, I’m being cassette boy.”

“I am the king of gardening!”

“Oh my god I just walked from my house, across the street, and went into somebody else’s house.”

“SUCK IT SIMS 4”

“She has 87,000 children all of which are tiny balls of hell.”

“She is the perfect housewife from the 60s who somehow survived till this day.”

“It’s always about you, isn’t it, you uneaten by tiger lady!”

“I’m gonna go sleep with everyone!”

“How about the other men? The music stopped when I said that.”

“You didn’t see that, but I waved my hand in a vigorous manner.”

“Gardening is easy! Right! Done! Let’s go have some food!”

“I have a lawnmower ridey go cartamagig.”

“How perfect? HERMIONE PERFECT!”

“We do not criticize Cher!”

“Eat your paint!”

“I will slap her in the face and walk away.”

“Oh you changed my homepage? I hate things that do that!”

“You are scum, sir, you are the scum of the earth!”

“Hired! Unhired!”

“Let’s put it this way: I have watched her for 8 years of her life…actually let’s not put it that way.”

“Uh…yes! You should sleep with me to make up for it.”

“Well at least I blend in with the fucking walls!”

“Okay how we got from that moment to this moment is a very interesting story, but I’ll tell you another time, okay?”

“I think my underwear was built on an Indian Burial Ground.”

“That’s a divorce…that’s a divorce.”

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random dialogue starters from “doki doki literature club” .  PT. 1  always feel free to change pronouns!  ( TRIGGER WARNING    /   SPOILERS  )

001.   ❛  i guess there’s a little devil inside all of us   ,  huh  ?   ❜

002.   ❛  i imagine a future where i can be with you   .    ❜

003.   ❛  after all you’ve done for us   ,   there isn’t much i can do for you in return   .  ❜

004.   ❛  they don’t teach us in high school that there are other options for us out there .  ❜

005.   ❛  is it love if i set you free  ?  ❜

006.  ❛   this is where we say goodbye  .  ❜

007.   ❛   don’t cut yourself on that edge  !   ❜

008.   ❛   don’t be shy  .   .   .    ❜

009.   ❛   how can i write love into reality  ?  ❜

010.   ❛  i’m going to miss you  .  ❜

011.   ❛   i’ve had really bad depression my whole life   .    ❜

012.   ❛   GET OUT OF MY HEAD  !  ❜

013.   ❛   most days i can’t even find a reason to get out of bed  .  ❜

014.   ❛   do you want me to go home crying   ?  ❜

015.   ❛  all my memories are hazy  .   .   .   ❜

016.   ❛   surreal horror is often successful at changing the way you look at the world  .    ❜

017.   ❛   i didn’t want you to feel left out  .  ❜

018.   ❛   shut your fucking mouth  .  ❜

019.   ❛   something terrible’s about to happen  .   .   . ❜

020.   ❛   please stop playing with my heart  .  ❜

021.   ❛   i don’t want to come back   .  ❜

022.   ❛   have you considered killing yourself   ?   ❜

023.   ❛   i might be a little jealous  .   .   .   ❜

024.   ❛   my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this   .  ❜

025.   ❛   i was waiting for you .  ❜

026.   ❛  there’s no happiness here after all   .  ❜

027.   ❛  i don’t want them to think we’re a couple or something  . ❜

028.   ❛   i guess you don’t have it in you to be mean   !  ❜

029.   ❛    thanks for keeping your promise  .  ❜

030.   ❛   but a poem is never actually finished  .   .   .  it just stops moving  .  ❜

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(     *     DEXTER PROMPTS   !    

season 03   —   part 02.   trigger warning for murder.

❛  there are many ways to stop a heart.  ❜

❛  your life is gonna change forever.  ❜

❛  i’m not here to make friends. i’m here to do my job.  ❜

❛  and here i am. paradox personified. taking life. creating life.  ❜

❛  it felt… right. felt like justice.  ❜

❛  never underestimate the capacity of other people to let you down.  ❜

❛  you handled a tough situation the smart way.  ❜

❛  you can’t imagine how much i’ve been looking forward to this.  ❜

❛  truth is, i’m not ready to share this part of me with anyone else just yet.  ❜

❛  i’d be having a complete meltdown if it wasn’t for you.  ❜

❛  if you don’t deal with your problems, they only get bigger, right?  ❜

❛  i’m getting to know you and that granite set of ethics you’ve got.  ❜

❛  it’s said that everything is connected to everything. the butterfly effect.  ❜

❛  you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.  ❜

❛  there’s six quarts of blood in the human body. this ain’t gonna be pretty.  ❜

❛  how do you survive in this world?  ❜

❛  leaving no trace is my area of expertise.  ❜

❛  it’s like there was imbalance in the world, and we righted it.  ❜

❛  you are so crossing the line right now.  ❜

❛  for you, i’ll do everything in my power.  ❜

❛  you have insight. i’d be a fool not to follow your lead.  ❜

❛  i think you’re gonna save my life.  ❜

❛  i didn’t create a monster; i was used by one.  ❜

❛  just what i ordered — feigned civility with a heaping side of betrayal.  ❜

❛  it’s all about strategy, outmanoeuvering the opposition, bending him to your will.  ❜

❛  i am not the enemy here.  ❜

❛  you’re a creature of habit.  ❜

❛  i know how it is to want to rebalance an unbalanced world.  ❜

❛  some doors should stay shut.  ❜

❛  this whole back and forth game for leverage is pointless.  ❜

❛  there are the innocent and there are the deserving.  ❜

❛  it’s really hard to find people that you trust these days.  ❜

❛  i’ve got some serious soul searching to do.  ❜

❛  i finally just have to accept it. i’ll always be alone.  ❜

❛  i had higher hopes for you. for us.  ❜

❛  i tried to crack that damn armor of yours.  ❜

❛  i didn’t plan to, but it was kill or be killed.  ❜

❛  you lost a friend. you don’t have to be so strong.  ❜

❛  we all have secrets we prefer not to share. skeletons.  ❜

❛  a wolf would chew off its own paw. its survival instinct is that fierce.  so’s mine.  ❜

❛  all my previous attempts at human connection have ended in… well, death.  ❜

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hate to break it to u lads but yuri is a lesbian !!

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Rooster Teeth Starters Pt. 1

“ Life’s not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman. ” “ Oh dog dog dog dog dog. There’s a dog next to you. Please pet ot. It needs to be pet. ” “ Where am I? What way up am I? ” “ I don’t hate kids, I’m inconvenienced by them. ” “ Brunch is how I learned to be a classy alcoholic. ” “ I love hating people. ” “ Tears make great lube. ” “ Everybody was gay in the 90s. ” “ You sucked my nipples! ” “ On a scale of one to fucked up, guess where I am right now. ” “ The ocean has no corners. ” “ We are not moving on until I know what a blue waffle is. ” “ I need to lay down and die now. ” “ That was traumatic. ” “ I cam here to tell clean, wholesome, family jokes, and you make me show my balls/tittys! ” “ There’s nothing more relaxing than a coma. ” “ Thanks or being the closest thing I have to friends. ” “ Cool is an emotion. ” “ I guess I’m a dumb bitch. ” “ Gravity is bullshit. ” “ I hate everyone equally. ” “ People aren’t cats. ” “ I have never stuck a finger in my asshole in a sexy way and sent it to a partner because they asked me to do it. ” “ From sucking dicks to eating cake. I love it! ” “ Considering this may be my last testament, tell everyone I know to go fuck themselves. ” “ I’m only gay in my car. ” “ They died being killed. ” “ Call me the Titanic, because I’m sinking about you. ” “ I’m sucking that big dick in the sky right now. ” “ Virginity is like your GPA when you’re an adult. No one fucking cares. ” “ Tired. Sleepy. Need money. ” “ Get fucked, me. ” “ I’m a lovely delicate flower, and also just fuck me hard. ” “ I thought the moon was a mile away in sixth grade. ” “ All the pretty things are broken. ” “ You were born to be THAT guy. ” “ France is in Italy, right? ” “ How up is space? ” “ Shiver me titties. ” “ I have the reflexes of a potato. ” “ I BLEACHED MY BUTTHOLE FOR YOU. ” “ Cockadoodle bitch biscuit. ” “ Is my finger suposed to bend this way? ” “ You don’t get warmer than hell. ” “ You look like you fingered Elmo. ” “ Look at all those wack-ass trees! ” “ I wish you were naked. ” “ Are you havin’ my ass? ” “ You can’t out-think someone who doesn’t think. ” “ You’ve gotta fuck things sometimes! ” “ I get turned on by people who can beat the shit out of me. ” “ I was just thinking about horse dick. ” “ Ding Dong, asshole! ” “ With great power comes, uh, you fuck shit up a lot. ” “ You can be beautiful on the inside and outside, you piece of shit. ” “ I am concerned about everything. ” “ Good lord on a bike. ” “ Time to make like a tree and branch. ” “ Here’s a fun fact about [[name]]. They’re dying from the inside out. ” “ I don’t trust the sun anymore. ” “ I didn’t think that Uno without dicks could be fun. ” “ First one to pass out is a bitch. ” “ Y'all are supposed to shut the fuck up. ” “ I’m going to mars out of SPITE motherfucker. ” “ I’m made of bad ideas. ” “ I don’t believe in numbers because I think they’re stupid. ” “ I agreed to a scary game, not a dildo in my mouth. ”

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just monikNYA

monika please we cant keep doing this -

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                         THE LIGHT FLICKERS - AND I FLICKER BACK . ( scripted by joa . )