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atlas: don't call me a bitch, liar

atlas: um!!! yes I can i know self defense bYe

sacha: actually i called u lil bitch, lil bitch

sacha: sure u do

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vincent: reminds me of that picture of a group of dogs having a threesome, a guy popping a sick wheelie and then a guy giving a blowjob to another guy

vincent: god fucking bless

sacha: only in america

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Never really got me going, sorry.

Britney in that red latex suit was top dollar, man.

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atlas: shut up u liar

atlas: wow!!!!!! not if I can help it tbh

sacha: dont call me a liar, lil bitch

sacha: u cant help it

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farrah: im confused

sacha: im not surprised

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bo: im applauding you rn

bo: you just can't see or hear it

sacha: i feel it

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hades: whatever helps you sleep at night !!

hades: oh wow i almost cared for a millisecond !!

sacha: don't really recall asking what you care about, zeus

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bo: it would be the highlight of mine if someone walked up to them in the middle

sacha: i'm glad i could make it the highlight of yours

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farrah: like, someone was giving him a hand?

farrah: bc thats nice of him

sacha: ur cute

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hades: you've never seen my dick tho, so ???? moron.

hades: mine's above average, but you don't need proof.

sacha: i have a sixth sense about dick sizes

sacha: did i ask for proof? no, i didnt

sacha: i could go the rest of my life and my afterlife and eternity without knowing what your dick looks like

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hades: oh shit !

hades: you must have seen me getting a handy !

sacha: nah

sacha: this guy's dick actually looked like it was above average size, not below

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bo: oh my goodness

bo: oh. my. goodness.

bo: that is beautiful

sacha: it was the highlight of my day

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sacha: i just saw this guy giving a handy to another guy in the park

sacha: in broad daylight

sacha: and people say america isn't the greatest country in the world

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atlas: wow ur charming

atlas: ya whY

sacha: i'm a gentleman

sacha: bc i'm about to throw these hands

sacha: you better catch 'em lil bitch

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Get with it, man. It's all about the brunettes. Except for in Beyonce's case, of course. But I've never been a real big fan of Britney? Looks wise, I mean. She's beautiful, but she's too cookie cutter pretty for me.

Nah son, bleach blonde Xtina was hot as hell. They’re both hot, to be honest. Britney was up there though, before she went batshit.

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Why would you even go into a kennel?

 I made the crucial mistake of going into the kennels at the animal shelter and I’ve never hated Humanity more in my life man.

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atlas: did you call me stupid?? how about U fight me

sacha: actually i called you a bitch

sacha: ok

sacha: do you know how to catch?