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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

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men who are superhero’s but not sure how to be actually be superhero’s >>>>>>>>

or just nerdy men who have no social skills and have muscles??

but still i would get my freak on with them 🫦🫦

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this is the best thing i've seen in a while

I'm obsessed with this panel from Peacemaker Presents: the Vigilante/Eagly Double Feature where Eagly is using a laptop

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big summer for all of those who love the dumb and pretty boys !!

need them to two man me.. WHOA who said that ??

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Watched Superman. New crush unlocked ✅

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undersea animals when a whale dies

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fav marvel siblings because i couldn't pay them tribute when i was a kid

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realism in video games

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this is what heaven looks like 🙏🏾

round and round baby

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thought this fit perfectly

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The only reason I haven’t slept with this man Is because he’s playing hard to get.

(He’s fictional btw)

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just Wanda and Yelena, just because I love those girls <3

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guys idk if you know this i’ve been really lowkey and subtle about it but i really like aaron taylor johnson :)

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Ah, Logan Howlett, the man you are to give your friends a picture of your face for their birthday.

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Say what you want to about the X-Men movies, but Rogue telling Logan he should wear a seat belt and him scoffing at her only to immediately be thrown through the front windshield was the most Wolverine™️ thing that could have possibly happened.

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the only appropriate response to atj

nobody look at me.

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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.