shiftyarchfey

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concept for a tv show: a cute simple love story between an assistant and a chauffeur or bodyguard or whatever else rich people have and in the background the rich people are having the wildest telenovela level drama that we only catch glimpses of

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Oarfish

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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

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seems like a very cut and dry situation here

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Grim Reaper Part 1

Grim Reaper Part 2

It's the Hound Knight again, AT LAST!

Check out my Patreon for the 2 bonus panels.

My stuff :

✧Read Namesake✧ ✧Read Crow Time✧ ✧Store✧ ✧Patreon✧

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crazy how much your life can improve if you just Move Somewhere Else

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I feel like we've given "miscommunication" scope creep that it doesn't deserve. A MIScommunication is when someone thinks they've made themselves clear and they have not. Someone not sharing their feelings is not a miscommunication, it is a noncommunication, thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Uncomfortable facts of life:

Nobody's going to magically swoop in to rescue you. You can't just sit there and expect someone else to come save you. You have to get your shit together and do it yourself.

About 90% of the time, the "it" you have to do on your own is pushing yourself to walk up to someone else and use your words to say "hey I need help."

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shoutout to everyone with forget disorders (adhd, DID/osdd, ptsd/c-ptsd, asd, dementia/alzeheimers, schizophrenia, other psychotic disorders, major depressive, chronically ill/phys disabled people with brain fog, people with long-Covid, natural memory degradation, and etc.)

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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

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I’m a huge fan of yours (requested by Anonymous)

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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can we send up a quick thank you to pdf uploaders, torrent seeders, copy sharers, scanlators, fansubbers, digitizers, paywall dodgers, and various other internet archivers for making niche art and information more accessible in a media landscape where all but the most profitable mainstream are often tossed aside and left to rot

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"Small Cruelty"

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Ace attorney is so funny for making a game where you play as a lawyer whose assistant lets him talk to dead people and the only dead person he talks to is a smarter, better lawyer

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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

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The plastic chewerr