shiftykleptomaniac

[shiftykleptomaniac]

what's your preferred genre of music? and additionally what is your favorite song?

(ooc) aw fuck i dont have an answer for this lmfaooo, this wasnt really smthn i thought about for shif, i might get back to this if i think of anything, sorry lmao

[shiftykleptomaniac]

Shifty, do you have any crushes or not? Just asking

Uhhh... Too many to list. If they saw this they wouldn't be too happy, heh. If ya wanna make some guesses, go ahead.

[shiftykleptomaniac]

What food do you and Lifty enjoy, and what drink? 💀

Lifty and I pretty much love whatever we can get our hands on. We really love meat, so you might see us near the butcher's a lot. I also have a huge sweet tooth myself. I love gettin' myself ice cream at the nearby ice cream shop, strawberry is my favorite. Slushies are good, too! I love blue raspberry ones a lot, they're awesome.

Honestly, I could go on and on about food, hehe.

[shiftykleptomaniac]

What’s your relationship with your brother? Are y’all getting along?

My big brother and I are inseparable. I don't think I'd be the guy I am without him. He's stuck with me all these years, and I really don't think I'd be able to take losin' him. Of course, like all siblings, we have our arguments, our disagreements, and shit like that, but that ain't gonna separate us. We're Lifty and Shifty, forever and always!

[shiftykleptomaniac]

Opinion on people who ship you with Petunia?

I don't mind it... Petunia's pretty, but she hates my guts, unsurprisingly. That's... kinda how it is with everyone I like, unfortunately. It's probably gonna stay that way.

[shiftykleptomaniac]

opinion on splendont ?

Splendont's a really nice guy! He's really close to my brother, so naturally I really like him, too. He's awesome!

[shiftykleptomaniac]

shiftyr dont you wanna fucking THROW splendid

I physically can't do that. If I could I would, it'd be funny. Then again, I'd probably get my ass kicked if I did that....

[shiftykleptomaniac]

(ooc) well this didnt go anywhere 

[shiftykleptomaniac]

can you read

I'm answerin' all these questions, ain't I?

[shiftykleptomaniac]

favorite things to steal?

Food, mostly. Sometimes I like takin' neat little trinkets or stuff I find funny or cool. Lifty tells me not to but I can't help myself.

[shiftykleptomaniac]

ideal romance partner? asking for a friend

I'm not really after anyone specific. I ain't picky.

[shiftykleptomaniac]

What got you into stealing?

My big bro and I have been stealin' since we were little. We lived in a poor family with awful parents who didn't really wanna take care of us, so we snuck out and stole food for ourselves whenever we had the chance to. That's basically why we still do it now. Can't afford to get food for ourselves legally. It sucks, but it's basically the only thing we know how to do to keep ourselves afloat.

[shiftykleptomaniac]

Coolio! Didn't expect that you are willing to turn yourself in for interrogation. Not sure if you'll actually answer truthfully but here goes nothing.

Now tell us:

What do you think of Splendid?

Splendid? I, uh, I h-hate 'em! He's an ass, he ruins everythin'! He always fucks Lifty and I's schemes up and stuff! He sucks!

[shiftykleptomaniac]

(ooc) lmao damn the first day of this blog was very uh uneventful lmao

[shiftykleptomaniac]

uhhh the fuckin uhhh

(ooc) Shifty ask/rpish blog ran by @kleptopopsicle Here are a few things to note + some rules - Mod is 15, muse is 28. You can call the mod Cosmo or Nick. - Multishipper/Crackshipper. Open to ship stuff. (Shifty is bisexual (male lean) and polyamorous. No OC x canon though, please. Nothing against it, I just don’t know you guys’ OCs very well lmao) - Mod and muse use he/him and nothing else. - No NSFW - Feel free to send more than one question at once. You can ask as a character or yourself. (OCs allowed.) - Some asks will simply be responded to with text. Might doodle something to go along with them. Depends on how I’m feeling I suppose?? - Note that I have school on weekdays. Try not to send too much stuff at once on those days. - Don’t expect super quick responses. I don’t check Tumblr very often. - Don’t ask Shifty anything related to the deaths that happen in HTF, the characters in my hc/AU don’t remember/know anything about that. :V - Posts with (ooc) at the start of them are written out of character. - Feel free to ask anything else you’d like to know.