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Is that the fucking SpongeBob font???

How did you get it please share your secrets

OMG sorry i saw this ask and went "ill respond later" and then......... didnt

i kinda just used a free app i found on the sligoogle store called just, meme generator. has a lot of features especially for just having to occasionally watch an ad that you can usually back out and go back in to make it leave so you dont even gotta watch it

gimme a sec and ill edit this post with a screenshot on my phone

EDIT: THE SEC HAS ENDED HERE YE GO HOPE THIS HELPS

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....oh

Sorry. i shouldn't have argued with you people. Shouldn't have let my stupidity damage Team Plasma's reputation. It won't happen again.

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methinks ya might need a listenin lesson or two as well ;3

Sorry. i shouldn't have argued with you people. Shouldn't have let my stupidity damage Team Plasma's reputation. It won't happen again.

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i think you should search team plasma on here and see just how much hate there is rather than like....... they dont need your help for that rep loss man!!!!!

Sorry. i shouldn't have argued with you people. Shouldn't have let my stupidity damage Team Plasma's reputation. It won't happen again.

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you can literally hug a pokemon

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i think, if you look at it scientifically, humans are far scarier and dirtier than most bugs and bug types, just by examining what each can do and how humans are like, full of oils and fluids on their skin while bugs' fluids stay inside! humans can have skin that HURT some species from whats naturally on them, even! that is both scary AND gross

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Just the usual. Calling them scary and gross.

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spamton dying in tar

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I. CREATED! A. JOKE!

SET-UP: WHY? DO? TOXICROAK? HAVE. TEETH!

PUNCHLINE: TO! GET. TO! THE! OTHER! SIDE.

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NOT WHAT I MEANT.

i don't want pokemon to die...

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....riiiiiight.... forgot who i was speaking to.

i don't want pokemon to die...

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i mean i dont particularly have a high opinion of myself but i wouldnt cross into saying that im literally evil just yet ]:

i don't want pokemon to die...

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FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY! if you’re dumb enough to take public transit this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to the Battle Subway. Joltiks! Pokemon that use Earthquake! No Legendaries! If you think you can win 20 battles at the Battle Subway, you can kiss my ass! It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, that you’ll battle for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better Battle Facility, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your team, bring your starter, bring your IV trained Pokemon, WE’LL WIN THEM ALL. That’s right, we’ll win ALL OF THEM! Because at the Battle Subway, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to the Battle Subway: home of MULTI TRAINS - that’s right - MULTI TRAINS. How does it work? If you can win 20 battles in a row, and not fuck up, you get to fist-fight us! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US, or we’ll rip your Pokeballs off. Only at the Battle Subway: the only Battle Facility that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This subway train leaves the minute after you board it, and you better not lose once, or you’re a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Nimbasa City’s Battle Subway. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Unova- GUARANTEED!

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large red sign that says "DUMBEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WORLD" with a big 'ol arrow pointed at me

hm, wonder who thats for

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pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

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I swear on the twins' split heart, lettin a species go extinct just cuz conservation efforts haven't fixed it immediately is NOT a good thing! species preservation is NOT ""human meddling"" and you shouldn't "let nature take its course" cuz that's STUPID and defeatist and not even remotely """the course of nature"""

and frankly that's spittin in the face of every single incredible person that is pourin their whole fuckin lives into makin sure that doesn't happen.

I swear, some fuckin people.