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https://x.com/AK_CN_Shitpost/status/1917280602036003014

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i want to talk about my ocs but im literally this image. i got nothing

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Foxgirls.

That's it that's the post.

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I desperately need a game that's like 75% Rebuilding Colony 6 (Xenoblade), and 25% normal RPG stuff (fighting, adventuring, exploring)

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I think I mentioned the concept of a Mushroom Mage once on here before. And I shall do it again, because I spend entirely too much time thinking about Mycomancy. In this instance, a spell based around the Veiled Lady, or the Phallus indusiatus, shown below.

Excerpt from 'Mushrooms, Magic, and Everything Between', pg. 137: ...Veiled Lady is a fairly advanced Mycomancy spell. Rather than focusing on the physical growth of fungus, as previously taught spells have, the Mushroom Mage brings forth the conceptual ideas of the Veiled Lady mushroom: a veil, perception, occlusion, concealment.

When properly cast, the Mushroom Mage creates a thaumaturgical 'shroud' around themselves or the target that any insufficiently Arcane being cannot pierce, rending what is covered as seemingly unimportant- not hidden, not a danger or opportunity, simply part of the scenery.

Veiled Lady does not offer any physical or magical protection, nor does it make them invisible or undetectable. Rot and decay are often unseen, but always present. the Mushroom Mage knows this, and embodies this with the Veiled Lady spell...

...Veiled Lady mushrooms look cool, and when I saw first saw one I thought it looked kind of like a cloak. I knew that every good wizard needs a cloak and/or a stealth spell, and... here we are. An attempt at worldbuilding from an excerpt of a book that isn't real, probably.

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Everytime I see a group of mafia characters in any form of fiction, I tend to imagine what kind of Stand they'd have.

Damn you, Part 5...

edit: I've been thinking about Stands entirely too much lately, please send help

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The Ptilopsis rap was also crazy good

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Borgar

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yeah i stll dont know what im doing here

but im trying (with Nonsense)

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...i forgot an appearance

Basically, a sky-blue suit of armor with a knight's helm for a head, a fog-like plume on said helm, a visor obscuring any possible face details, and white clouds across it's body.

Stand Thoughts #1

I said I'd do it. Now gaze upon the works of my brain and know despair. ~JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-JO~

Stand User: some guy lol Stand Name: Mr. Blue Sky Localized Name: Sir Sky Name Reference: Song by the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO)

Stats PWR: B -> A SPD: C RNG: C STM: B PRC: B DEV: A -> D

Abilities:

Hey There, Mr. Blue: Mr. Blue Sky grants it's user immunity to fall damage. Should the user fall from a height sufficient to cause any physical damage or pain, they will not feel any ill-effects, though the energy from the fall will still be transferred (EG, falling from a skyscraper to the sidewalk would not harm the user, but still crack the pavement upon landing). The user is also protected from low-oxygen, high wind speeds, and cold temperatures while they fall. Everybody Smiles At You: A more advanced application, Mr. Blue Sky can protect from fall damage by not letting the fall occur to begin with, in essence, allowing the user to stand and walk in mid-air, as if it was a solid surface.

There Ain't A Cloud In Sight: After a near-death experience and subsequent blood-loss-induced epiphany, the user came to a new philosophy with regards to the universe: "Everything is falling. Some things fast, some things slow, in all different directions... it's all falling." With this largely nonsensical belief, Mr. Blue Sky became able to protect it's user from any physical harm, so long as the Stand itself is summoned and the source of harm is a physical object (fists, knives, bullets, etc.). This does not protect from energy based attacks (barring kinetic), or conceptual Stand-based abilities such as transformation. This ability is exceedingly exhausting, draining stamina in proportion to how much damage the attack would have inflicted normally.

...this is what happens when I'm left alone to Think. Utter nonsense.

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Stand Thoughts #1

I said I'd do it. Now gaze upon the works of my brain and know despair. ~JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-JO~

Stand User: some guy lol Stand Name: Mr. Blue Sky Localized Name: Sir Sky Name Reference: Song by the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO)

Stats PWR: B -> A SPD: C RNG: C STM: B PRC: B DEV: A -> D

Abilities:

Hey There, Mr. Blue: Mr. Blue Sky grants it's user immunity to fall damage. Should the user fall from a height sufficient to cause any physical damage or pain, they will not feel any ill-effects, though the energy from the fall will still be transferred (EG, falling from a skyscraper to the sidewalk would not harm the user, but still crack the pavement upon landing). The user is also protected from low-oxygen, high wind speeds, and cold temperatures while they fall. Everybody Smiles At You: A more advanced application, Mr. Blue Sky can protect from fall damage by not letting the fall occur to begin with, in essence, allowing the user to stand and walk in mid-air, as if it was a solid surface.

There Ain't A Cloud In Sight: After a near-death experience and subsequent blood-loss-induced epiphany, the user came to a new philosophy with regards to the universe: "Everything is falling. Some things fast, some things slow, in all different directions... it's all falling." With this largely nonsensical belief, Mr. Blue Sky became able to protect it's user from any physical harm, so long as the Stand itself is summoned and the source of harm is a physical object (fists, knives, bullets, etc.). This does not protect from energy based attacks (barring kinetic), or conceptual Stand-based abilities such as transformation. This ability is exceedingly exhausting, draining stamina in proportion to how much damage the attack would have inflicted normally.

...this is what happens when I'm left alone to Think. Utter nonsense.

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Non-comprehensive list of things going through my head at any given time

My OCs, of which there are many (few dozen, with varying stages of fleshed-out-ness).

Ideas for Stands, Quirks, Devil Fruits, and other such interesting powers from fiction

Crossovers and AUs.

A wizard who only uses spells based around mushrooms.

Contemplation of the nature of reality.

Memes.

Not a single thing.

This list is only some of the big things dominating the mindscape at any given moment. Not in any kind of order, and with semi-significant overlap.

…still no clue what to post here. Maybe some of those Ideas in number 2…

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sugar song and bitter step!

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Congratulations Leonardo you have become the new Pope.

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yeah I don’t know what to post here

Here’s a thing of bismuth I have